JohnnyDos Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just a day late...but funny none the less Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!" "IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself!!!!!! "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" .............................. . ..... Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly ....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds to me like she's ....... ! ......been .....sweeping around!!! Lovyan, Labob and Blackbart 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bds1961 Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted November 1, 2017 That’s it. Your banned from jokes Spartacus, TBB and AyaqGuyaq 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20115 Achievement Points: 132632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 1, 2017 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet JD - these are soooooooooooooooooooooo bad you should have known better than to post them - if Pete can't keep you in check we'll have to send over Joe C and his perverted beaver bds1961 and AyaqGuyaq 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted November 1, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 I'll have more and they're better than reading Happy Birthdays.Where is Hxtr when we need his type of posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Canadian Posted November 2, 2017 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted November 2, 2017 Hxtr is currently in North Korea dating Kim-Yo-jong, Kim-Jong-un's sister. They are engaged as a matter of fact, and HXTR is about to be appointed as North Korea's war minister after they execute the current one. Missiles will start falling....run for your lives ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted November 2, 2017 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted November 2, 2017 On 11/1/2017 at 11:43 AM, TBB said: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet JD - these are soooooooooooooooooooooo bad you should have known better than to post them - if Pete can't keep you in check we'll have to send over Joe C and his perverted beaver Racoon you fucker, racoon lol TBB and AyaqGuyaq 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 2, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20115 Achievement Points: 132632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Joe Canadian said: Racoon you fucker, racoon lol Sheeet @Joe Canadian - your raccoon's beaver is perverted from you playing with it all the time AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted November 3, 2017 56 minutes ago, TBB said: Sheeet @Joe Canadian - your raccoon's beaver is perverted from you playing with it all the time Hey @Joe Canadian, bud, you gonna let the likes of @TBBtalk that way about you? You gonna make like a kindergartner at naptime and "lie down?" You gonna make bars of soap in molds set in your floor so you can "put lye down?" You gonna be like a colonoscopy patient and "take it lying down?" You gonna . . . Wait, what was TBB ranting on Joe about again? Lol. You gonna . . . Ayaq P.S. - Joe Canadian bought his raccoon with the big beaver from @bds1961. Sorry, BDS, just tellin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lovyan Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 1908 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 110 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1154 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 605 Achievement Points: 8860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 10/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 hours ago Birthday: 07/21/1980 Device: Windows Share Posted November 3, 2017 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
fightingseabee Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 25553 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 46 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 28 Achievement Points: 445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 8, 2021 Birthday: 08/21/1972 Share Posted November 3, 2017 this is a good one i laughed a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47119 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted November 3, 2017 14 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Hey @Joe Canadian, bud, you gonna let the likes of @TBBtalk that way about you? You gonna make like a kindergartner at naptime and "lie down?" You gonna make bars of soap in molds set in your floor so you can "put lye down?" You gonna be like a colonoscopy patient and "take it lying down?" You gonna . . . Wait, what was TBB ranting on Joe about again? Lol. You gonna . . . Ayaq P.S. - Joe Canadian bought his raccoon with the big beaver from @bds1961. Sorry, BDS, just tellin'. At least I made a profit TBB and AyaqGuyaq 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20115 Achievement Points: 132632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 3, 2017 14 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said: Hey @Joe Canadian, bud, you gonna let the likes of @TBBtalk that way about you? You gonna make like a kindergartner at naptime and "lie down?" You gonna make bars of soap in molds set in your floor so you can "put lye down?" You gonna be like a colonoscopy patient and "take it lying down?" You gonna . . . Wait, what was TBB ranting on Joe about again? Lol. You gonna . . . Ayaq P.S. - Joe Canadian bought his raccoon with the big beaver from @bds1961. Sorry, BDS, just tellin'. YO AG - Joe C is too easy a target - I need someone with a few less perversions - fortunately that lets you off the hook - or beaver as some like to call it - for now AyaqGuyaq and Joe Canadian 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted November 3, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted November 3, 2017 LMAO, @TBB. Poor @Joe Canadian, whom always prefers to don the back half of his female-moose costume, seems to be the "butt" of many barbs, regardless of the thread, regardless of any topic. Hehehhahaehehehahahhaehhheaheae! Mean Joe Green: We love you, man!!! At least he doesn't chase rabid foxes (foxi? Foxy Roxy? Sweet @Roxy!, turning her lime lights off and on so quickly that her light switch is smokin'?) anymore. Lol. Ayaq Joe Canadian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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