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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him.........so he tracked nothing down and killed it.s69.gif.4fdc0411fb49f9cb42cbfccfc96563c5.gif

 

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the only place in the world Chuck has never been is the Virgin Island because if he had they would not be virgin

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Every night, the Boogieman checks his closet  for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.

:guitar:

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I could say something nasty about Chuck Norris, but he would probably reach out through the internet and kick my ass. :ouch:

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Chuck's Tears Cure Cancer, Too Bad He Has Never Cried...

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result...

 

Chuck Norris doesn't have any pubic hair. Pubes don't grow on steel...

 

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris...

 

Chuck Norris’ action figure has slept with more women then most men...

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

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On ‎11‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 9:11 AM, Sonovabich said:

Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him.........so he tracked nothing down and killed it.s69.gif.4fdc0411fb49f9cb42cbfccfc96563c5.gif

 

Chuck Norris is bad the bobby man checks under his bed

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A zombie once bit Chuck Norris and was immediately healed back to life...Then Chuck Norris killed him.

:guitar:

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Chuck Norris will never have a Heart attack....his Heart isn't foolish enough to attack him:hi:

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Chuck Norris once had sex with a semi tractor trailer.......its now referred to as Optimus Prime!

 

Chuck Norris can Blow Bubbles with Beef Jerky!

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Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door.:yes

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 If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

 

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FUCK CHUCK.

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If Chuck Norris fought the ghost of Bruce Lee, Chuck would still lose.  Again.

Sorry guys.  :sofa:

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When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Death once had a near CHUCK experience..

Chuck Norris don't flush toilet..He just scares the SHIT out of it..

When Chuck Norris crosses the street..Cars have to look both ways..

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