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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!


MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.   I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
 
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.  

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
 
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. 
 
THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.  AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL . 
 
'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE. 
 
'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED 
 
HE ANSWERED, IN 1965.  WHY DO YOU ASK? 
 
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
 
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. 
 
THEN THE UGLY, 
 
OLD, 
 
BALD, 
 
WRINKLED, 
 
FAT ARSED, 
 
GREY HAIRED, 
 
DECREPIT, 
 
BASTARD ASKED.. 


'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

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