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what do you get when you cross a turkey and a ghost?

 

A poultrygeist!

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What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

 

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

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3 minutes ago, Sammy said:

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?

 

We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

oh Sammy...................lol

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why did the police arrest the turkey?

 

they suspected fowl play

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wasnt expecting an episode of Dad Jokes

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One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."

The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."

At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."

A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"

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