FluffyBunny Posted November 26, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 7, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) So I've invented the perfect drink for Call of Duty, and studied its effectiveness over the last few weeks of playing freeze tag. I share with you fine folks now the results: First, the drink. You may have to improvise some of the ingredients if you're not a chemistry/physics teacher. Also, it helps to be Irish Catholic. Irish for the genetic tolerance to alcohol, and Catholic to have the training in dealing with the guilt over things you do when you drink. The property tax bill is optional. But it helps in developing the proper level of anger to maximize in-game motivation to kill people. You start by taking a tumbler glass that you just tried to make a vodka martini in but then dumped out when you realized you don't have any olives. Don't clean it. Take three shots of very good bourbon and pour over ice that's been in the freezer since the first Obama administration. Put a teaspoon of sugar in. Then two shots of bitters that have been in your cabinet for at least a year. Go to the fridge to find a lemon to rind so you can finish the old-fashioned you're trying to make, and realize you don't have any. Remember you've never had any, because you don't like lemons. Grab some orange preserves instead and, using your pinky finger as a measuring device, put the end of one finger of the preserves into the tumbler. Then a shot of Irish Whisky, to honor the ancestors. Then another shot of Irish Whisky for flavor. Stir with your pointer finger, before realizing that you haven't washed your hands since setting up a chemistry lab that uses lead and manganese compounds. Set it on top of your incredibly absurd property tax bill as a coaster, which is in turn on top of the four hours of work you have to do before class tomorrow but won't bother starting until the drink is gone. Enjoy. I named it the Dirty Old Fashioned Inbred Irishman, after myself. And attached is the summary of data I've collected on the efficacy of this beverage in game, along with some anecdotal commentary on some recurring patterns I've noticed while collecting data. Sláinte Idiots! Edited November 26, 2017 by FluffyBunny Error in graphic bds1961, WldPenguin, FUNky and 11 others 3 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WldPenguin Posted November 26, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4434 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6771 Achievement Points: 48546 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 26, 2017 Ok, but the question remains.........did your concoction taste any good??? Please summarize THOSE findings in a powerpoint presentation or a youtube video........and thank you Expedition, ANGU5 and L!ckALotAPus 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FluffyBunny Posted November 27, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2017 Delicious. The manganese gives it a perfect zing. Expedition 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NateF Posted November 27, 2017 Member ID: 26488 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/11/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 15, 2018 Birthday: 12/23/1984 Share Posted November 27, 2017 lol. hilarious. I too pay too much property tax. If only i had the schooling to be able to get the manganese ration just right. Let me know if you found that home address. I might join you haha Expedition 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted November 27, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6090 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7984 Achievement Points: 51408 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted November 27, 2017 This brought a smile to my face. Lol thank you fluffy. Expedition 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Wild Fire Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 5468 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 674 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 655 Achievement Points: 6446 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 12:27 PM Birthday: 06/22/1965 Device: Android Share Posted November 28, 2017 Well done fluffy bunny. Expedition 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ANGU5 Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 2985 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 71 Topic Count: 114 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 3011 Achievement Points: 20170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 12:20 AM Birthday: 12/01/1966 Device: Android Share Posted November 28, 2017 lmao.. Only from the mind a chemistry professor. And I am funny in all zones.. Just ask me.. As for the penguin zone., lol I bet if you ask around, that would be much larger then shown ...lol Nicely done.. Now as for the drink, You had me at three very good shots of bourbon.... WldPenguin, Expedition and L!ckALotAPus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Expedition Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 2712 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 193 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 2109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/31/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1964 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Last time I played while intoxicated, Lunkster just kept bitching at me the whole game. For instance, "Expedition, stop typing smack", Expedition, better be nice or I'll kick you" or "Expedition, you do realize that you have to click your mouse button to freeze the enemy"... Just so much to remember................. So now I don't play intoxicated. instead, I do what WeedNfeed and BoatsNhoes does.... Also, Penguin, Ice Queenie and Wild Fire all play like they been drinking for days. HAHAHA!!! Great post FluffyBunny! L!ckALotAPus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NateF Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 26488 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/11/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 15, 2018 Birthday: 12/23/1984 Share Posted November 29, 2017 lol! i love playing while pre drinking for the night but i definitely play like shit drunk..... I do that sober too but no excuse then. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L!ckALotAPus Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Now you need to do a study for us pot heads on the affect of weed on your k/d ratio JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunny Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 On 11/27/2017 at 7:38 PM, ANGU5 said: lmao.. Only from the mind a chemistry professor. And I am funny in all zones.. Just ask me.. As for the penguin zone., lol I bet if you ask around, that would be much larger then shown ...lol Nicely done.. Now as for the drink, You had me at three very good shots of bourbon.... Under 2 drinks and I'm a total gentleman. Over 4 and I can't get it up anyway, so I don't bother flirting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FluffyBunny Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, L!ckALotAPus said: Now you need to do a study for us pot heads on the affect of weed on your k/d ratio I'm subject to random drug testing, so I'll have to get some of my students to do that one for you. I'll offer them extra credit. L!ckALotAPus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
spinpuppy Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Share Posted November 29, 2017 Brought a smile to my face too, I thought my taxes were high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FluffyBunny Posted January 13, 2018 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 Fourth Red Bush in my favorite molecule glass. First, second and third making their way through the liver as we speak. Where's that flightless bird! I need to get my flirt on. WldPenguin, Bosun, Sharpe and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KicknDatAzz Posted January 19, 2018 Member ID: 833 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 765 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 591 Achievement Points: 5688 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2018 The one thing I'd like to point out here is that KDR means jack squat in FreezeTag. In FFA or TDM this is an important stat, but due to the mod gameplay, FT stats are better measured by Kills\Thaws. And Thaws are more points than kills, so..... back to the drawing board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FluffyBunny Posted January 20, 2018 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 20, 2018 6 hours ago, KicknDatAzz said: The one thing I'd like to point out here is that KDR means jack squat in FreezeTag. In FFA or TDM this is an important stat, but due to the mod gameplay, FT stats are better measured by Kills\Thaws. And Thaws are more points than kills, so..... back to the drawing board? It was a joke. FUNky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KicknDatAzz Posted January 22, 2018 Member ID: 833 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 765 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 591 Achievement Points: 5688 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted January 22, 2018 Ah, I see. my bad. Hard to tell tone or inflection/sarcasm in text ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 22, 2018 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted January 22, 2018 Very good study. As a observer of game play and drinking I have noticed on the COD2 games that as Sinbad drinks he gets better and harder to kill. I may have to follow your recipe to counter act his home made 151 Kahlua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hawk Posted January 26, 2018 Member ID: 24799 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 107 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 138 Achievement Points: 1024 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/18/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21 Device: iPad Share Posted January 26, 2018 HILARIOUS!!!! i do seem to play better, in my eyes, after I've downed a bottle of Basil Hayden's. I think Funky, Penguin and whoever else was on that night would probably disagree, but it sure was a hell of a fun night!!! FUNky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted January 26, 2018 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted January 26, 2018 18 hours ago, xHawkx said: HILARIOUS!!!! i do seem to play better, in my eyes, after I've downed a bottle of Basil Hayden's. I think Funky, Penguin and whoever else was on that night would probably disagree, but it sure was a hell of a fun night!!! I know at one point you passed out on your keyboard and ran in circles around the spawn for an entire round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hawk Posted January 27, 2018 Member ID: 24799 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 107 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 138 Achievement Points: 1024 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/18/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21 Device: iPad Share Posted January 27, 2018 17 hours ago, FUNky said: I know at one point you passed out on your keyboard and ran in circles around the spawn for an entire round. FRAMED!!! i was actually awake, just my head was spinning and it was being reflected on screen! :-p FUNky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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