JohnnyDos Posted December 6, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2017 > > > > > > > How do you tell the difference between a Canadian Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish Police Officer? > > Consider this test scenario: > > QUESTION:You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night.Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. > > You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? > > ANSWERS: > > Canadian Police Officer: > > Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. > > 1) Does the man look poor and/or oppressed? > > 2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? > > 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? > > 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? > > 5) Am I dressed provocatively? > > 6) Could I run away? > > 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? > > Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? > > 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? > > 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? > > 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? > > 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? > > 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? > > > Australian Police Officer: > > BANG ! > > > American Police Officer: > > BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! > > 'Click'...Reload...BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! > > > Glasgow Police Officer: > > "Haw, Jimmie....! Drop the wee knifie reight noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse! Angelz, GHO5T, Bosun and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted December 6, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18126 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20135 Achievement Points: 132821 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 6, 2017 ROFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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