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Christmas is upon us once again - together with the seasonal dilemma, "What shall I buy for her indoors,- that will be both appropriate and, more significantly, appreciated?????????"

 

                       Well, for once,  as far as I am concerned, I can honestly say, "No problem!!!!!" - thanks to an article, published just yesterday, in "Practical Solutions for Us All."

 

                       Quite honestly, I acted immediately and for once, in a very long time, I look forward, with eager anticipation, to Christmas morning and the look of surprise and unbounded appreciation on the face of she who shall remain nameless when she opens her present!u

 

                       Such is my feeling of not just goodwill but relief, that it would be unforgivable for me not to share my discovery with you and thereby solve what must, unquestionably, also  be YOUR seasonal dilemma!!!!!!!!!

     

     

 

     

 

     

    After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's.

     

    Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; It is more of a Psychological problem.

     

    Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands.

     

     

    Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.

     

     

    Various field tests have been carried out on the new design.

     

     

    Julie from Pontlottyn said :-

    'It  feels so much better.  More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be'   

     

     

    Susan from Llwynypia added :-

    'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women.  It fits right in with my lifestyle'

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Oh Johnny you'll regret that lol, bought my missus two.

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Hey, isn’t that sexist?!!  (I thought it was going to be a dildo with buttons!!) LOL!

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Wow man, :popo:

I was expecting a battery operated penis....so disappointed!!! LOL

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I got her one last year. Just now able to walk without a cane. :whistle:

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last year I bought the wife a dyson still she complains can't  figure her out

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LOL

hope 'she' doesnt see this!

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The wife got a new table saw and WORX drill. She got me a new sewing machine.

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