JohnnyDos Posted December 31, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try? How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? And my FAVORITE¦ The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~ **A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like, night.** Happy New Years and see you next year. BUDMAN, AthenA, FUNky and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning66 Posted January 5, 2018 Member ID: 3665 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 25 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 270 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/22/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 12/19/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted January 5, 2018 That's surely truthful and funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Randomag Posted January 5, 2018 Member ID: 26549 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 42 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 30 Achievement Points: 342 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19, 2023 Device: Macintosh Share Posted January 5, 2018 Good questions every one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 5, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19906 Achievement Points: 131723 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: Just now Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 5, 2018 The answer to all above - we're >IDIOTS< and proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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