Dogg Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 10:37 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted January 14, 2018 The seven dwarves go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarves, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?” The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.” In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back. “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?” The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.” This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, “Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?” “I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.” The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”... L!ckALotAPus, Angelz, WeednFeed and 9 others 1 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20136 Achievement Points: 132828 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 14, 2018 LMAO - thanks L!ckALotAPus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted January 14, 2018 bad dogg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUNky Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted January 14, 2018 AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 14, 2018 40 minutes ago, FUNky said: Hey buddy, wasn't "Chuckles Sovietly" the former ambassador from Uzbekistan? Coulda sworn . . . Ayaq FUNky and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 15, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20136 Achievement Points: 132828 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 15, 2018 It's a day later and I'm still laughing at this joke - sent it to many people - damn - funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackRose Posted January 16, 2018 Member ID: 2208 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 305 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3617 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3939 Achievement Points: 37719 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/09/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 06/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted January 16, 2018 hahahaha @wildpenguin Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted January 17, 2018 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6093 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7989 Achievement Points: 51431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted January 17, 2018 That cracked me up haha. Nice one Dogg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 18, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20136 Achievement Points: 132828 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2018 A penguin was driving through Vegas when suddenly his car stopped working so he had it towed to the nearest mechanic. When he got there the mechanic told him it could take an hour or two to find out what is wrong with his car. The penguin was getting hot so he asked the mechanic where he could cool down. The mechanic reply "there is an ice cream parlor a few blocks up the street" so the penguin thanked him and waddled up to the parlor. When he got there he ordered the biggest cup of vanilla ice cream they had. After awhile of enjoying his ice cream he started to head back to the mechanic. When he got back the mechanic said "Hey it looks like you blew a seal" then the penguin shouted "No no! It's just vanilla ice cream!" A penguin walks into a pharmacy and asks to buy a condom. The pharmacist asks, "should I put that on your bill"? The penguin says, "I'm not that kind of penguin". A man stumbles into a bar. The bartender asks the man what's wrong. The man simply asks "How tall is a penguin?" The bartender thinks for a minute, and says "About four feet." The man buries his head in his hands and says "Shit, I just ran over a nun". A penguin walks into a pharmacy and asks to buy a condom. The pharmacist asks, "should I put that on your bill"? The penguin says, "I'm not that kind of penguin". One day a Cop pulls a van over and when he walks up to the window he sees ten penguins in the back. The cop asks the man "are those your penguins?" The man Says "yes, they are my pets." The cop replies to the man "You need to take them to the zoo right now." So the man agrees and drives off. The next day the cop pulls over the same van and he walks up to the window and sees the ten pengins all wearing sunglasses. The cop says to the man "I thought i told you to take those penguins to the zoo." The man says "I did, today we are going to the beach!" AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 19, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Hehaheehehehaheheeeehaaehe, @TBB!!!! Some great ones, bud! Ayaq TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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