JohnnyDos Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 'ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus didNOTneed directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, notA color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, itwillbe scratched.. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape.RoundIS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. AyaqGuyaq, Blackbart, STARPICKET and 9 others 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted January 14, 2018 You'll regret it, you know that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, RobMc said: You'll regret it, you know that ? Been married since Feb 1974 spinpuppy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastColdBeer Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41024 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 08:23 AM Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted January 14, 2018 What about mother in laws? Winning your wife over is easy, but you have to prove yourself worthy to her mom every single day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, TheLastColdBeer said: What about mother in laws? Winning your wife over is easy, but you have to prove yourself worthy to her mom every single day. She liked me,and she lived in California so it was nice to go there when we first got married, no problems with mother in law cause she lived far away from us causing no interference but she ended up dying a few years later so no more California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18092 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20103 Achievement Points: 132566 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 261 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 14, 2018 7 hours ago, JohnnyDos said: Been married since Feb 1974 Funny - that's not what she said JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6086 Content Per Day: 1.53 Reputation: 7976 Achievement Points: 51371 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Online Last Seen: 15 minutes ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted January 14, 2018 7 hours ago, JohnnyDos said: Been married since Feb 1974 I'm sure she regrets it. AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41024 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 08:23 AM Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted January 14, 2018 6 hours ago, JohnnyDos said: She liked me,and she lived in California so it was nice to go there when we first got married, no problems with mother in law cause she lived far away from us causing no interference but she ended up dying a few years later so no more California. Sorry about that Johnny. We entertained my mother in law every day, but since Lori died, she's been to the house once. Rest of her family has never been back, and I quietly quit inviting them. Widower acquaintances told me to expect that, and we laugh when notes are compared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Streetcleaner Posted January 14, 2018 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1744 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1519 Achievement Points: 15647 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 12:51 AM Device: Windows Share Posted January 14, 2018 I'm just trying to remember all this....just in case..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 15, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 15, 2018 LMAO, @JohnnyDos--in my humble estimation, this has been your best post yet. Not to make light of your mother-in-law situation, but she died soon after you married her daughter? Was it soon after your last visit, and were there any suspicious circumstances? Just askin', bud. Lol. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angelz Posted January 15, 2018 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. There is no such thing as men's rules. The missing ones mean nothing!! 1. Men are NOT mind readers No shit Sherlock!! LOL 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Answered below... 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. We will ask you to do something and tell you how we want it done. Do as you are told!! 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. FU, we'll say it when ever we want and you better hear us!! 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. LOL OH yes you do, we all do not want to drive a gazillion million hours to get some where that should only take a couple hours!! 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, notA color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. LOL hahahahha colours is not the only windows default settings that apply to men LOL 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.. We do that. Those pesky lil will knots!! LOL 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. Backatcha!! 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Refer to, "If you think you're fat, you probably are". 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. Dog house more like it!! Icequeen and Hunter1948 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelz Posted January 15, 2018 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2018 I remember when my hubby had a pic of some blonde big boobed porn hoe on his monitor. LOL I asked him to fix my pc one day. He turned my pc on and the pic on my monitor was of Long John with a fully erect penis. WOW, it was good LOL Funny how the pic disappeared off his monitor and I never said a word. He just knew...LOL Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted January 15, 2018 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6086 Content Per Day: 1.53 Reputation: 7976 Achievement Points: 51371 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Online Last Seen: 15 minutes ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted January 15, 2018 Men! Angelz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angelz Posted January 15, 2018 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Icequeen said: Men! I know eh? LOL hahahahahahahaha Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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