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Tough Call


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A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.


According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. 

I don't know what's worse: 

1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis....OR...

3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. 

.......Tough call. You decide.

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