Dogg Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 25, 2018 A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO." Blackbart, codpiece, RobMc and 9 others 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sitting-Duc Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 561 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 84 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5333 Content Per Day: 1.01 Reputation: 4610 Achievement Points: 41334 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 29 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 04/06/1992 Device: Android Share Posted February 25, 2018 lol I like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17025 Content Per Day: 3.27 Reputation: 41972 Achievement Points: 148132 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 673 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted February 25, 2018 that works ..remember she was blonde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
codpiece Posted February 25, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:38 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted February 25, 2018 You wouldn't know this @Dogg but I am blonde Mupphovsmannen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17025 Content Per Day: 3.27 Reputation: 41972 Achievement Points: 148132 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 673 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted February 26, 2018 I seen pics of you ..your blade.. and .. AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 6 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 hour ago, codpiece said: You wouldn't know this @Dogg but I am blonde Here you are BUDMAN, tsw 8.5 and codpiece 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
codpiece Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:38 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted February 26, 2018 Mother of God!!!! @TBB I just shit myself laughing! TBB, Mupphovsmannen and BUDMAN 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
codpiece Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:38 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted February 26, 2018 11 hours ago, tsw 8.5 said: I seen pics of you ..your blade.. and .. Only on top tsw 8.5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 26, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 6 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 26, 2018 Just to let you know @codpiece I heard this is what your getting for your birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
codpiece Posted February 27, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:38 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted February 27, 2018 Jesus Christ @TBB. I shudder to think what your browser history looks like TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 27, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 6 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 27, 2018 11 hours ago, codpiece said: Jesus Christ @TBB. I shudder to think what your browser history looks like My girl friend checks it all the time - so it has to be clean - of course there's my old XP computer she doesn't know about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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