TBB Posted March 7, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18106 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20120 Achievement Points: 132694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 7, 2018 A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks “What were you and Dad doing?” The mother replies “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said the boy. “Why is that?” asked his Mom, puzzled. “Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.” STARPICKET, iboomboom, FRENCHI and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dogg Posted March 8, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 8, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
iboomboom Posted April 5, 2018 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30033 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:44 PM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Macintosh Share Posted April 5, 2018 and then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted April 6, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Lol, @TBB. Kept forgetting that my young son knew how to pick the lock when me and my ex-wife were "talking about bills" in our bedroom. He would usually have his younger sister in tow, sucking on her "paci," asking if Mom was okay 'cause he heard noises. That's why we always had a comforter at the handy for a quick disappearing act. Shoulda put in a dead-bolt, in hindsight. Our usual response was that she was only giving Daddy a "massage." He frowned, though, 'cause he knew he always had his massage face down. Lol. Nice (albeit rare) funny post, bud. Lol, again. Ayaq P.S. - "I love you, man!!! (Budweiser commercial. Give me your damn beer!) TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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