RobMc Posted May 17, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted May 17, 2018 My old collie was the most faithful companion ever, and wouldn't hurt a fly, used to follow me everywhere. One day it followed me into the bathroom and lay down by me as I snoozed in the hot water. I completely forgot he was there and when I stepped out of the bath accidentally stepped on his tail as he was dozing. In a reflex action he jumped up and bit me on the dick. Broke all his teeth! Spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourtap Posted May 17, 2018 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1413 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2205 Achievement Points: 14731 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 12:30 PM Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Share Posted May 17, 2018 That's why @Wardogs411 is so quiet lately.. AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastColdBeer Posted May 18, 2018 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted May 18, 2018 Talk to Johnny, he's the Emperor of groaner jokes. Why do girls like the number 61? Because they get 8 more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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