Dogg Posted August 8, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 10:37 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted August 8, 2018 A farmer went to a local pub and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, ‘How about that? I just ordered champagne, too! ‘‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’ This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’ ‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.’ ‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’ ‘I used a different cock,’ he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’! JohnnyDos, Spartacus, TBB and 6 others 2 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Gatorgirl Posted August 8, 2018 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6454 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50699 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted August 8, 2018 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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