YACCster Posted September 1, 2018 Member ID: 20683 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 138 Topic Count: 309 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3345 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 4086 Achievement Points: 45203 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 12/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Device: iPhone Share Posted September 1, 2018 RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted September 1, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 1, 2018 QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't How do you tell the difference between an English Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police Officer? Don't ask why, you just are, and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? ANSWER: English Police Officer: Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. 1) Does the man look poor or oppressed? 2) Has he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? 3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? 4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 5) Am I dressed provocatively? 6) Could I run away? 7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? 9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? 10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? 12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? 13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? Canadian Police Officer: BANG ! American Police Officer: BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! 'Click'...Reload... BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! Glasgow Police Officer: "Haw, Jimmie. Drop the knife, noo, unless you want it stuck up yer arse!" TBB, YACCster and STARPICKET 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted September 1, 2018 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3484 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1843 Achievement Points: 22909 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 14 minutes ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Share Posted September 1, 2018 Don't give a flying f*ck. Anyone coming through my door will be face to face with something they wish they didn't YACCster and STARPICKET 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted September 2, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 hours ago, TheCheeseyCrusader said: Don't give a flying f*ck. Anyone coming through my door will be face to face with something they wish they didn't Your wife ?? JohnnyDos, YACCster, TBB and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted September 2, 2018 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3484 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1843 Achievement Points: 22909 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 14 minutes ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 hours ago, RobMc said: Your wife ?? Well not married but shes scottish afterall RobMc, TBB and YACCster 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheButtman Posted September 2, 2018 Member ID: 21453 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 15 Achievement Points: 292 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 6, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I had a robbery on me and my home in 2009. It was horrendous, I was out numbered, drunk and even a gun would not have helped me. I think if guns were more accessable in the UK I might not even be here. I think if someone broke in again I would throw something out of a window to gain attention. piglo and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted September 2, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 2, 2018 18 hours ago, TheCheeseyCrusader said: Don't give a flying f*ck. Anyone coming through my door will be face to face with something they wish they didn't Gonna moon them????? piglo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted September 2, 2018 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3484 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1843 Achievement Points: 22909 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 14 minutes ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, TBB said: Gonna moon them????? Can do a private show for you and give it a 1-10 rating piglo and TBB 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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