ldoz Posted September 15, 2018 Member ID: 3530 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 257 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 236 Achievement Points: 2540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 12:14 PM Birthday: 05/07/1958 Device: Windows Share Posted September 15, 2018 Pilot Error A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Coolangatta Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Coolangatta .I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the Gold Coast He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're on the Gold Coast?' 'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge hooters out for dinner...... I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long..' Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear............. He's gotta land the plane and take a shit first.' BUDMAN, codpiece, Spartacus and 5 others 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
codpiece Posted September 16, 2018 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22894 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12 Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted September 16, 2018 Yep, I ALWAYS take a shit first! iboomboom, Woody_Ger, TBB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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