Pingfuzzboi Posted September 28, 2018 Member ID: 27184 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 110 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 118 Achievement Points: 1048 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/09/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 4, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2018 1. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. 2. What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef 3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. 4. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there. 5. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying. 6. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head. 7. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. 8. The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery. 9. Have you ever tried to milk a cow which has been cut in half? Udder madness. 10. Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze. 11. What do you mean June is over? Julying. 12. Why is Kylo Ren so angry? Beause he’s always Ben Solo. 13. These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back. 14. Why did the candle quit his job? He felt burned out. ecks dee. AthenA, JohnnyDos, Chips Ahoy and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 28, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18127 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20140 Achievement Points: 132834 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 15 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2018 OUCH!!!! Pingfuzzboi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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