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RobMc

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Angelz will love this lol!

 

It had been snowing all night. So at 
 
8:00 I made a snowman.
 
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
 
8:15 So, I made a snow woman
 
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere
 
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead
 
8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts
 
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
 
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..
 
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa
 
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
 
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role
 
8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction
 
8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
 
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
 
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services
 
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded
 
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's getting worse.
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So sad but bloody true. ???

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All we can do is laugh at it now. Our course has been set. Let's make the best of it.

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8:10: Im busy right now. But you can make a snow woman at your home, in whichever manner that you think appropriate, and maybe my snowman will drop by for some ice coffee later. Unless your snow woman is in an existing relationship with another snowman... or woman... in which case mine will thank yours for the offer but decline. He's not interested in sticking his carrot nose where it doesnt belong.

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The Moral of this story is You Don't Have The Right To Never Be Offended...

Different Strokes for Different Folks, so respect, instead of Using Feigned Outrage to Silence People...

Remember we allowed our Rulers to separate us, now it's time to come together and stop sweating the small shit!

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