RobMc Posted November 7, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 7, 2018 Angelz will love this lol! It had been snowing all night. So at 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead 8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role 8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction 8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's getting worse. bds1961, JohnnyDos, GHO5T and 9 others 3 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted November 7, 2018 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 242 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3332 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2552 Achievement Points: 33539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 7, 2018 So sad but bloody true. hxtr, TBB and YACCster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted November 7, 2018 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted November 7, 2018 All we can do is laugh at it now. Our course has been set. Let's make the best of it. JohnnyDos, baldie and YACCster 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted November 7, 2018 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.09 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted November 7, 2018 8:10: Im busy right now. But you can make a snow woman at your home, in whichever manner that you think appropriate, and maybe my snowman will drop by for some ice coffee later. Unless your snow woman is in an existing relationship with another snowman... or woman... in which case mine will thank yours for the offer but decline. He's not interested in sticking his carrot nose where it doesnt belong. YACCster, hxtr, baldie and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 7, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 7, 2018 This would even be funnier if it wasn't true RobMc, YACCster, hxtr and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted November 10, 2018 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2484 Achievement Points: 19551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted November 10, 2018 The Moral of this story is You Don't Have The Right To Never Be Offended... Different Strokes for Different Folks, so respect, instead of Using Feigned Outrage to Silence People... Remember we allowed our Rulers to separate us, now it's time to come together and stop sweating the small shit! YACCster and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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