Timmah! Posted November 8, 2018 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 460 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5924 Content Per Day: 2.53 Reputation: 10287 Achievement Points: 50677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted November 8, 2018 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.." Spartacus, RobMc, hxtr and 8 others 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted November 8, 2018 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 20 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted November 8, 2018 If I were you I would stick to cooking! Timmah!, JohnnyDos, iboomboom and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted November 8, 2018 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 460 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5924 Content Per Day: 2.53 Reputation: 10287 Achievement Points: 50677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Author Share Posted November 8, 2018 20 minutes ago, Mule said: If I were you I would stick to cooking! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_zsbIpWbWw Mule 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted November 9, 2018 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted November 9, 2018 "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. .... I was thinking what the waitress thought on the pocket of change. Brilliant wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purfy Posted December 13, 2018 Member ID: 25666 Group: + Minecraft Moderator Followers: 1 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 29 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 191 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/12/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted December 13, 2018 Atleast you get ostrich egg omelettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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