Dogg Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 10:37 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2018 A traveller once visited a small village in the countryside. At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. “I’m divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn’t end up fighting with all the time” he replied. The local man said “Then you should go talk to the old couple that lives on the hill outside the village. Rumour has it that they’ve been married over 60 years and they’ve never fought this whole time”. “What?? That’s impossible! Everyone has fights!” exclaimed the traveller. But the local swore to him it was the truth and nothing but. The traveler just had to check it out, and in the morning he knocked on the door of the little house on the hill and was immediately welcomed by the husband, who invited him in for tea. After the traveler explained why he came to see him, the man smiled and nodded. “It’s true. We never fight”. “PLEASE” begged the traveler “can you tell me your secret?” “Well” said the old man “it all started about 60 years ago, right after the wedding. We were riding our mule back to town and walking it down the street when it tripped over a stone and my wife said to him: ‘That’s one’”. “We kept riding and he tripped again on another stone, which made my wife immediately say: ‘That’s two’”. “Two minutes later, the mule trips over a stone again. My wife said: ‘That’s three.’ She pulled out a gun I never knew she had and shot it in the head without thinking twice!” I was shocked and yelled at her: ‘What the heck do you think you’re doing? We needed that mule! Are you crazy?!’” My wife looked me straight in the eye and said: ‘That’s one’”. JohnnyDos and hxtr 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 8, 2018 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2018 that is Two for me reading this.... shit RUN!!!!!!! JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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