Jump to content
Come try out our new Arcade we just put up, new games added weekly. Link at the top of the website ×

What is your New Year Resolution? No Penis jokes allowed. Only Serious resolutions allows or else!


hxtr

Recommended Posts


  • Member ID:  3857
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  3
  • Topic Count:  11
  • Topics Per Day:  0.00
  • Content Count:  72
  • Content Per Day:  0.02
  • Reputation:   87
  • Achievement Points:  602
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  10/30/12
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Device:  Windows

mmm let me see, I think it would be to say "FU" more.. FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU,FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU. That will cover 2019...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Awards


  • Member ID:  25598
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  15
  • Topic Count:  20
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  341
  • Content Per Day:  0.13
  • Reputation:   352
  • Achievement Points:  2810
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  02/25/17
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  09/22/1956
  • Device:  Windows

Last years resolutions didn't work out for me so this year I don't have any. Probably cutting smoking and drinking a little bit. Ah.... and keep giving 2manybeers, Robmc, momkey, spinpuppy, Dj, crowe and..........  A HARD TIME......Well, trying anyway. HAPPY NEW YEAR  ?

Edited by Ghostlupus
Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  77
  • Group:  Fallen Members
  • Followers:  111
  • Topic Count:  1018
  • Topics Per Day:  0.19
  • Content Count:  7527
  • Content Per Day:  1.41
  • Reputation:   9175
  • Achievement Points:  69486
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  47
  • Joined:  09/02/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  

Resolutions,people look at them this way  sit on the toilet 1 min.before midnight,take a crap now it"s after midnight,and what you have is the same shit as last year. ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  24295
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  11
  • Topic Count:  272
  • Topics Per Day:  0.09
  • Content Count:  2311
  • Content Per Day:  0.79
  • Reputation:   2829
  • Achievement Points:  20239
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  17
  • Joined:  03/27/16
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  

Umm you forgot sumtin @hxtr  LOL

 

 

xo.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  220
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  147
  • Topic Count:  595
  • Topics Per Day:  0.11
  • Content Count:  16950
  • Content Per Day:  3.19
  • Reputation:   13538
  • Achievement Points:  129713
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  120
  • Joined:  09/04/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  04/05/1970
  • Device:  Windows

4 hours ago, Angelz said:

Umm you forgot sumtin @hxtr  LOL

 

 

xo.png

Crap I lose!!!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  220
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  147
  • Topic Count:  595
  • Topics Per Day:  0.11
  • Content Count:  16950
  • Content Per Day:  3.19
  • Reputation:   13538
  • Achievement Points:  129713
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  120
  • Joined:  09/04/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  04/05/1970
  • Device:  Windows

We could play hopscotch next but I'd be afraid I would hit the bottom of the ocean.

Edited by hxtr
Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  5470
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  52
  • Topic Count:  371
  • Topics Per Day:  0.09
  • Content Count:  2482
  • Content Per Day:  0.61
  • Reputation:   3552
  • Achievement Points:  22892
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  7
  • Joined:  02/04/13
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  09/17/1968
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  220
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  147
  • Topic Count:  595
  • Topics Per Day:  0.11
  • Content Count:  16950
  • Content Per Day:  3.19
  • Reputation:   13538
  • Achievement Points:  129713
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  120
  • Joined:  09/04/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  04/05/1970
  • Device:  Windows

It's not just a sound track for a commercial.
https://youtu.be/28tZ-S1LFok

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  220
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  147
  • Topic Count:  595
  • Topics Per Day:  0.11
  • Content Count:  16950
  • Content Per Day:  3.19
  • Reputation:   13538
  • Achievement Points:  129713
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  120
  • Joined:  09/04/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  04/05/1970
  • Device:  Windows

On 1/2/2019 at 9:10 PM, codpiece said:

Penis.

Pump.... Penis Pump

I remember this game as a kid.

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  2208
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  110
  • Topic Count:  301
  • Topics Per Day:  0.06
  • Content Count:  3601
  • Content Per Day:  0.75
  • Reputation:   3866
  • Achievement Points:  37500
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  53
  • Joined:  02/09/11
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  06/09/1963
  • Device:  Windows

have not done them for years,,,

Link to comment
Share on other sites



  • Member ID:  23518
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  2
  • Topic Count:  36
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  988
  • Content Per Day:  0.32
  • Reputation:   1043
  • Achievement Points:  7851
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  13
  • Joined:  11/13/15
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  

hxtr wishes he had a real penis.........................................so, instead he dreams about rugger's butt crack................................damn rugger, you must be a really good looking dude, sorry hxtr feels that way toward you. barf

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Awards


  • Member ID:  23518
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  2
  • Topic Count:  36
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  988
  • Content Per Day:  0.32
  • Reputation:   1043
  • Achievement Points:  7851
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  13
  • Joined:  11/13/15
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  

57 minutes ago, BlackRose said:

have not done them for years,,,

who haven't you done for years? damnit poor guys................................

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Awards


  • Member ID:  23518
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  2
  • Topic Count:  36
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  988
  • Content Per Day:  0.32
  • Reputation:   1043
  • Achievement Points:  7851
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  13
  • Joined:  11/13/15
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  

2 hours ago, hxtr said:

Pump.... Penis Pump

I remember this game as a kid.

i think you got pumped with a penis but not only as a kid ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Awards

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.