JoeCamel Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 3386 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 124 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 120 Achievement Points: 1338 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/16/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 12:53 PM Birthday: 06/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) Hello, I guess I’m supposed to introduce myself so I can finally be part of your online gang so let me start with a little history. Because of my family’s history I will not use any names in this short autobiography. My mother and father met in Daugavpils, Latvia at University in 1955. My father was one of the youngest Physics professors at University and my mother was a graduate student. After some reluctance on my father’s part they began seeing each other and married in 1960. I was born in Kuldīga, Latvia in June of 1965. We moved to Ventspils , Latvia in 1966 because my mother began working for the Soviet Irbene Locator, which was in charge of spying on NATO countries’ communications. She was head of the cryptology section and focused on European countries. After two years we moved to Skrunda , Latvia to be closer to my father and where my mother began working at the Skrunda Radar Station. The radar stations main task was to control the cosmic space over Western Europe and North America, and to “intercept” ballistic missiles should any be fired at the Soviet Union. My father, who took a position in the Science and Engineering school at Liepāja University in 1961 would stay in Liepāja for weeks at a time. However, what he was really doing was working for the KGB. He was in charge of moving and tracking so called “immigrants” across the Baltic Sea to Sweden. The so called “immigrants” were actually western trained KGB intelligence agents who actively infiltrated European countries and even the United States for espionage and other spy craft. You could say he was a spy master. Because my father was a physics professor he was well suited to oversee the development of devices and techniques employed in KGB spy craft. One such device was a sound wave generator that would send sound pulses which were beyond human hearing and could make someone ill in order to force them from a their location. For example, if an agent wanted to infiltrate a room to search for information he could make the occupants ill whereby forcing them to leave the location to seek treatment and allow the agent unfettered access to materials and documents. This device is still in use today as far as I know. Disenchanted with soviet rule and the failed promise of socialism, in 1980 my father and mother contacted the CIA to make a deal to get them out of Latvia. The CIA required they work as double agents to gain access to a top secret list of agents that my father had access to. This lasted for about a year when we were able to finally take a fishing boat in the dead of night from the port of Liepāja to Gedser, Denmark. We couldn’t go to Stockholm because there were too many Soviets that would recognize my father and the intelligence apparatus would pick up on our movements. We then made our way to Kolding, Denmark and after several days we made it to London, England. We stayed in London for a few months where we obtained new identities and passports. Finally, we flew to the United States and settled in Temperance, Michigan where I graduated in 1983. Now if you read all this and wondered if this story would make a great novel, maybe it would but it’s all bull shit! I just took 5 minutes of your time that you’ll never get back…Happy Holidays! Please don’t tell anyone and just encourage them to read it too. Edited December 31, 2018 by JoeCamel Hunter1948, SnullerDk, LOCO and 9 others 1 9 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6058 Content Per Day: 1.53 Reputation: 7906 Achievement Points: 50962 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 53 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted December 31, 2018 Omg best intro ever! baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2018 We are a clan of >IDIOTS< - what makes you think we can read and if we could , that we have an attention span of more that 5 seconds - jokes on you - (nice intro) baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2018 I could sense hxtr getting excited, he'll be disappointed now, great intro. TBB, SnullerDk and baldie 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUNky Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted December 31, 2018 TLDR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ANGU5 Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 2985 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 71 Topic Count: 114 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 3011 Achievement Points: 20170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 10:33 PM Birthday: 12/01/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2018 Its to long to read , we know you.. but if you join cool .. if not o well....... ................... Fucker !! about time! baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ANGU5 Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 2985 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 71 Topic Count: 114 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 3011 Achievement Points: 20170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 10:33 PM Birthday: 12/01/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2018 3 hours ago, JoeCamel said: Hello, I guess I’m supposed to introduce myself so I can finally be part of your online gang so let me start with a little history. Because of my family’s history I will not use any names in this short autobiography. My mother and father met in Daugavpils, Latvia at University in 1955. My father was one of the youngest Physics professors at University and my mother was a graduate student. After some reluctance on my father’s part they began seeing each other and married in 1960. I was born in Kuldīga, Latvia in June of 1965. We moved to Ventspils , Latvia in 1966 because my mother began working for the Soviet Irbene Locator, which was in charge of spying on NATO countries’ communications. She was head of the cryptology section and focused on European countries. After two years we moved to Skrunda , Latvia to be closer to my father and where my mother began working at the Skrunda Radar Station. The radar stations main task was to control the cosmic space over Western Europe and North America, and to “intercept” ballistic missiles should any be fired at the Soviet Union. My father, who took a position in the Science and Engineering school at Liepāja University in 1961 would stay in Liepāja for weeks at a time. However, what he was really doing was working for the KGB. He was in charge of moving and tracking so called “immigrants” across the Baltic Sea to Sweden. The so called “immigrants” were actually western trained KGB intelligence agents who actively infiltrated European countries and even the United States for espionage and other spy craft. You could say he was a spy master. Because my father was a physics professor he was well suited to oversee the development of devices and techniques employed in KGB spy craft. One such device was a sound wave generator that would send sound pulses which were beyond human hearing and could make someone ill in order to force them from a their location. For example, if an agent wanted to infiltrate a room to search for information he could make the occupants ill whereby forcing them to leave the location to seek treatment and allow the agent unfettered access to materials and documents. This device is still in use today as far as I know. Disenchanted with soviet rule and the failed promise of socialism, in 1980 my father and mother contacted the CIA to make a deal to get them out of Latvia. The CIA required they work as double agents to gain access to a top secret list of agents that my father had access to. This lasted for about a year when we were able to finally take a fishing boat in the dead of night from the port of Liepāja to Gedser, Denmark. We couldn’t go to Stockholm because there were too many Soviets that would recognize my father and the intelligence apparatus would pick up on our movements. We then made our way to Kolding, Denmark and after several days we made it to London, England. We stayed in London for a few months where we obtained new identities and passports. Finally, we flew to the United States and settled in Temperance, Michigan where I graduated in 1983. Now if you read all this and wondered if this story would make a great novel, maybe it would but it’s all bull shit! I just took 5 minutes of your time that you’ll never get back…Happy Holidays! Please don’t tell anyone and just encourage them to read it too. So, Are you guys getting royalties of The Show "Americans"... ? baldie and HotRod55 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted December 31, 2018 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5080 Content Per Day: 1.06 Reputation: 5008 Achievement Points: 44606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 03:59 AM Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted December 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, ANGU5 said: Fucker !! about time! IKR? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted January 1, 2019 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 1, 2019 Well done Joe! baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted January 1, 2019 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 1, 2019 7 hours ago, JoeCamel said: Now if you read all this and wondered if this story would make a great novel, maybe it would but it’s all bull shit! I just took 5 minutes of your time that you’ll never get back…Happy Holidays! Please don’t tell anyone and just encourage them to read it too. Well I am sure glad I started at the end before wasting my time reading any of that. I'm just here for the free Cigarettes. FUNky and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AthenA Posted January 1, 2019 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3595 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 4346 Achievement Points: 35023 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:41 AM Device: Windows Share Posted January 1, 2019 lol I love the intro ! Welcome in the forums JoeCamel ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
UNPROFOR Posted January 1, 2019 Member ID: 22463 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 131 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 114 Achievement Points: 1033 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/17/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 27 Birthday: 08/12/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted January 1, 2019 I am not going to read that pppffff i am to lazy for that welkom to The form joecamel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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Roxy! Posted January 1, 2019 Member ID: 1812 Group: +++ COD4 Head Admin Followers: 186 Topic Count: 175 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2290 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2274 Achievement Points: 21179 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/20/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 03/18/1977 Device: Windows Share Posted January 1, 2019 OMG JoeCamel... you are definitely an IDIOT LOL... Welcome to forums!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
codpiece Posted January 1, 2019 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:38 PM Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted January 1, 2019 Couldn't make it through your intro post. Only read the last paragraph. Sorry you are forced to introduce yourself yourself to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted January 1, 2019 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6058 Content Per Day: 1.53 Reputation: 7906 Achievement Points: 50962 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 53 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted January 1, 2019 @Bogleg would like you to know Joe that you should stop by the Happy Birthday thread. Bogleg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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