Angelz Posted January 16, 2019 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2019 After 6 days without a change of address with MTO: $230 Car pool lane violation: $505 Children not wearing seat belts or not in accordance with highway traffic act: $599 Crossing 2 solid yellow lines: $500 Driving too slow: $399 Driving without insurance cause an accident: $5000 and licence suspended for 5 years Fail to full stop at stop sign: $270 Fail to turn on head lights (30 minutes) before dark: $200 Failing to wear seat belt: $200 Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (1st time): $1000 and licence suspended for 3 days Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (2nd time): $2000 and licence suspended for 7 days Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (3rd time): $3000 and licence suspended for 30 days and 6 points Not carrying drivers licence: $250 Parking in a bus lane or zone: $900 Passing school bus when lights are flashing: $885 Run a red light: $900 Speeding (from 1 - 15km over): $250 Speeding (from 16 - 26 over): $450 Tint too dark on door glass: $199 Turn, U-Turn and turn violations: $350 hxtr, JohnnyDos, Hunter1948 and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted January 16, 2019 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) "After 6 days without a change of address with MTO: $230" Damn only six days? Shit it might take me 3 days to get to my new destination. " Crossing 2 solid yellow lines: $500" I would claim I was color blind. They looked like white lines to me officer Aee? " Driving too slow: $399 " I never been accused of that. I should get a bonus for thew way I drive then. "Driving without insurance cause an accident: $5000 and licence suspended for 5 years" Here in Texas you go strait to jail. Too many uninsured illegals (whoops can I say that). "Fail to turn on head lights (30 minutes) before dark: $200" Cool as long you can get your fix for 30 driving in the dark. " Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (1st time): $1000 and licence suspended for 3 days" Sorry Boss... you shouldn't of called me on the way to work because I was late. Now I can't drive for 3 days. See you Monday. Edit.. crap I wasn't done.... " Not carrying drivers licence: $250" I can't say it but it starts with ill then ends with egals. Anther go strait to jail here. "Passing school bus when lights are flashing: $885 " I think here they just shoot you.. no sure. " Run a red light: $900" What if the light is pink. Some are not very red. Reminds me of a joke. This guy got a lift from a coworker.. as they go the guy speeds through a red light. The passenger says, "what did you do that for? Drive says, "Oh my brother does it all the time." They come to a another red light and zoom he runs the light again. The passenger said says, "you ran the light again". Driver says, don't worry my brother does it all the time. They continue on and all the sudden the driver slams his breaks and stops at a green light. The passenger ask, "why did you stop, the light it green"? Drive says, "oh yea.. my brother might be coming." " Speeding (from 1 - 15km over): $250 Speeding (from 16 - 26 over): $450 " Well there goes my bonus. Edited January 16, 2019 by hxtr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted January 16, 2019 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted January 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, hxtr said: " Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (1st time): $1000 and licence suspended for 3 days" Sorry Boss... you shouldn't of called me on the way to work because I was late. Now I can't drive for 3 days. See you Monday. They have just upped the penalties here, but you still see as many on the phone as there are no police now to catch them, politicians love to be important here making laws that cannot be enforced. We pay extra on our insurances to pay for accidents with uninsured drivers (and hence untaxed, and likely no licence) where the fine is a tiny fraction of insurance costs and that is why they risk it, we suspend their licences even if they don't have one??, how does that work? So you have it better than us by a long way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streetcleaner Posted January 16, 2019 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1744 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1519 Achievement Points: 15647 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 12:50 AM Device: Windows Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) I really hope this is a joke .......WTF !! What if you're pulled over and you have a 4 ft bong in your lap...huh....? It doesn't say anything about that ....... Edited January 16, 2019 by Streetcleaner hxtr and Angelz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinpuppy Posted January 17, 2019 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 7:54 AM, Angelz said: Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (1st time): $1000 and licence suspended for 3 days Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (2nd time): $2000 and licence suspended for 7 days Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (3rd time): $3000 and licence suspended for 30 days and 6 points If you are using the phone and the phone is hooked up to the sound system via bluetooth, hands free, is that still a violation? I totally agree with the people that simply have to text while driving are a huge problem, but if you are talking hands free ( what I do when I am driving to who ever wants to actually talk to me ) is that now wrong also? I go to Canada a few times a year and need to know this shit. hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angelz Posted January 17, 2019 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 minute ago, spinpuppy said: If you are using the phone and the phone is hooked up to the sound system via bluetooth, hands free, is that still a violation? NO, only if you have it physically in your hand. spinpuppy and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelz Posted January 17, 2019 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 I can't wait to take a picture of a cop with his phone in his hand babbling lol I made a remark to a cop once about him babbling and driving and he said to me, "I have been specially trained to talk and drive" I said, "uh huh" LOL hxtr and ViPRZ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted January 17, 2019 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2019 I got pulled over once because the Cop thought I was holding my cellphone. He asked me, "were you holding your cell phone?" I said, "no officer I was holding my crotch.. my land line". BUDMAN and Angelz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted January 17, 2019 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.75 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted January 17, 2019 4 hours ago, spinpuppy said: If you are using the phone and the phone is hooked up to the sound system via bluetooth, hands free, is that still a violation? I totally agree with the people that simply have to text while driving are a huge problem, but if you are talking hands free ( what I do when I am driving to who ever wants to actually talk to me ) is that now wrong also? I go to Canada a few times a year and need to know this shit. Hands free is allowed. Drinking a coffee or eating a sandwich is distracted driving and could cause you to be charged. ViPRZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ViPRZ Posted January 18, 2019 Member ID: 2978 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1656 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1106 Achievement Points: 26102 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 09/23/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2019 I think these new rules are great..I wish they would implement them down here on the east coast. I don't care who you are, you are not that important that you need to touch your phone every 2 seconds. A lot of people are getting hurt or killed down here and I would not want to be the one to tell a mother they killed their child while sending a poop emoji to a friend Angelz and Hunter1948 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted January 18, 2019 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2019 Eventually, all of this will go away as manually operated motor vehicles are banned and self-driving vehicles talk to each other and to traffic lights, etc., eliminating all accidents and traffic offenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angelz Posted January 18, 2019 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, HarryWeezer said: Eventually, all of this will go away as manually operated motor vehicles are banned and self-driving vehicles talk to each other and to traffic lights, etc., eliminating all accidents and traffic offenses. Since we are headed into a robotic era that is going to replace all the humans on this planet due to greedy share holders. I don't think anyone is going to be able to afford to buy anything. No jobs, no income, no purchasing. Oh what a wonderful future we have coming! Hunter1948 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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