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Unacceptable Tax Return


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This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. The IRS has returned the tax return to a man in New York City implying that he answered one of the questions incorrectly.
 
   In response to the question, "Do you have anyone dependent on you?”, the man wrote: "7.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million  unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85  prisons, at  least 450 idiots in Congress and a group that call  themselves politicians."
 
The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to the IRS was.......
 
"Who did I leave out?"
 
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Who did he leave out? One president and one vice president.

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3 hours ago, Sammy said:

Who did he leave out? One president and one vice president.

Are you a "Snowflake"  :) 

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Depends on how you define it. In any case, free housing, free 1st class transportation, free food, free medical for life, free retirement benefits, many more. All from my hard earned tax dollars. While I am researching good places to live in the SF bay area that wont break the bank. Wish I got all that free shit.  :P

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Well if someone discovers a viable "free" energy source, then you will see the world change.  Can we say a "Star Trek" society.  But until then, its the same old shit.  You need to get the fuck out "Western California".   Cost too much.

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15 hours ago, Sammy said:

Depends on how you define it. In any case, free housing, free 1st class transportation, free food, free medical for life, free retirement benefits, many more. All from my hard earned tax dollars. While I am researching good places to live in the SF bay area that wont break the bank. Wish I got all that free shit.  :P

would you do the job for free....? 

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this is a joke .some people just take shit out of content ..remember it's a joke ...

 

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The joke is on us.. :) 

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