Dogg Posted April 3, 2019 Member ID: 3781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 3, 2019 A local charity realised that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?” The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?” Embarrassed, the charity rep mumbled “Um ... No”. “Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken rep began to stammer out an apology but was put off. “Third, that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation “Leaving her penniless with three children?” The humiliated rep, completely beaten, said simply “I had no idea...” On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again” ... and I don’t give any money to them, so why should I give any to you?!” GHO5T, RobMc, baldie and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Graywolf Posted April 19, 2019 Member ID: 27594 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 34 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 83 Achievement Points: 526 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/26/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 2, 2020 Birthday: 09/05/1980 Share Posted April 19, 2019 ROFLMFAOCDO HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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