Dessy Posted April 22, 2019 Member ID: 22372 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 63 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 633 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 720 Achievement Points: 6167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 01/25/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 06/12/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted April 22, 2019 Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys). The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones. History: Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it... And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it! Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen. To be swaffeled. To swaffel. michelle got swaffeld I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel. FUNky, Timmah!, AyaqGuyaq and 2 others 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 23, 2019 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 23, 2019 Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet - he got into @AyaqGuyaq 's stash again AyaqGuyaq, Dessy, Spartacus and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GHO5T Posted April 24, 2019 Member ID: 21776 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 240 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 201 Achievement Points: 2262 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2022 Birthday: 10/09/1959 Share Posted April 24, 2019 IS DRESSY HEX ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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