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LMAO!!

Right after I got married in 1992, my then-wife gathered all of my pornographic VHS tapes and threw them away, saying "You won't be needing these anymore."

Poor guy.

Not me--him!!

Ayaq

Cc:  @RobMc

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38 minutes ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

my then-wife gathered all of my pornographic VHS tapes and threw them away

David Attenborough made a fortune out of the tv series after getting hold of them  'The Frozen Planet', you loved that seal didn't you ??

 

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Guess that guy got really F-+$&ed by her.  

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Dang. I mean if you have that bad of a porn addiction that its hurting your wife.....then I think it does become a problem. I mean I wouldn't personally kill someone over it. But communication is always so important in a relationship.  It can always be worked out. ?

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3 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Dang. I mean if you have that bad of a porn addiction that its hurting your wife.....then I think it does become a problem. I mean I wouldn't personally kill someone over it. But communication is always so important in a relationship.  It can always be worked out. ?

  It can always be worked out or up LOL

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15 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

LMAO!!

Right after I got married in 1992, my then-wife gathered all of my pornographic VHS tapes and threw them away, saying "You won't be needing these anymore."

Poor guy.

Not me--him!!

Ayaq

Cc:  @RobMc

>IDIOT< - you're supposed to have backup copies

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7 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Dang. I mean if you have that bad of a porn addiction that its hurting your wife.....then I think it does become a problem. I mean I wouldn't personally kill someone over it. But communication is always so important in a relationship.  It can always be worked out. ?

Sweetheart, communication?

I know a coupla guys whose idea of foreplay is saying  "Okay, brace yourself."

"Quest for Fire" fans here, hmm?

Besides @RobMc, I mean.

Why doesn't my "@" symbol make the names turn blue anymore?

Speaking of "turning blue," Run D.M.C., if it turns purple, that means you're squeezing it to hard.

Lol.  You know . . .

Ayaq

 

 

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Darn thick thumbs.
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19 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

LMAO!!

Right after I got married in 1992, my then-wife gathered all of my pornographic VHS tapes and threw them away, saying "You won't be needing these anymore."

Poor guy.

Not me--him!!

Ayaq

Cc:  @RobMc

Did that mean she was available on-demand? Like porn is?

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Lowkey not funny, imagine if it was the other way around....people would have lost their mind 

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2 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

Speaking of "turning blue," Run D.M.C., if it turns purple, that means you're squeezing it to hard.

Well, puzzled by this topic I googled the word 'porn' as I had no idea what people were talking about, unfortunately the vicar was taking tea with my wife at the time. I noticed that when I showed him the screen and explained what I was doing he turned purple too ? , and I wasn't squeezing him ?? although when he left my wife had a go at my  neck.

I never realised that vacuum salesmen could be so energetic, these films seem very educational, must study some more.

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