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You get many girlfriends you old romantic you ????

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2 hours ago, RobMc said:

You get many girlfriends you old romantic you ????

Hey buddy, that's how you can get from there to San Francisco, by way of the Panama Canal--in your douche canoe!!

It'll hold more beer, and you can tow your scooter equipped with floats.

Lol.

Ayaq

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10 minutes ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

Hey buddy, that's how you can get from there to San Francisco, by way of the Panama Canal--in your douche canoe!!

It'll hold more beer, and you can tow your scooter equipped with floats.

Lol.

Ayaq

Not sure I'd like the taste of beer from a douche canoe ?, but I have an idea, I'll discover the north west passage (again). In winter my scooter will be able to travel across the ice, are there many charging points en route I can plug into ??  Getting excited for the onset of winter again, do you think Athena will put me up for one night when passing ?? if I promise not to fertilise her eggs, from the chickens of course.

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39 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Not sure I'd like the taste of beer from a douche canoe ?, but I have an idea, I'll discover the north west passage (again). In winter my scooter will be able to travel across the ice, are there many charging points en route I can plug into ??  Getting excited for the onset of winter again, do you think Athena will put me up for one night when passing ?? if I promise not to fertilise her eggs, from the chickens of course.

You're getting excited for the onset of winter already, bud?

Alaska and Great Britain are in the same (northern) hemisphere.

We still have snow on the ground here in Alaska--and I think it's safe to say that ALL Alaskans are glad winter is over.

I'll be in California, so it'll be quicker to sail through the Panama Canal in your new canoe.

If you want, you can stop at Quebec and pick up Sweet Athena.  Maybe have her meet you at Old Orchard Beach, near Portland, Maine.  Been there, absolutely beautiful!  And cheap lobster in Maine!

Maybe invest in a few gallons of Gorilla glue to hold your canoe together, buddy . . .

Lol.  I'll bet we'd have a blast, and Sweet Athena could take our drinks away if'n she thought we'd had enough.

Lol.  You crazy bastige . . .

You know . . .

Ayaq

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Darn thick thumbs.
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14 hours ago, RobMc said:

You get many girlfriends you old romantic you ????

Married actually LMAO

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who is cunt muffin?

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Wow what a smooth talker!

 

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