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A little girl is visiting the zoo with her parents, she leans over the lion enclosure and in an instant a lion grabs her collar and drags her into the enclosure, pinning her down and preparing for the kill, everyone is screaming.

A biker, visiting the zoo, leaps into the enclosure, punches the lion on the snout and drags the child to safety.

A press reporter from the Guardian witnesses it all, sensing a good story he rushes over to the biker who is being thanked by the grateful parents

'That was one of the bravest things I have ever seen', said the reporter, 'what do you do and whats your political leaning' ??

Well I'm proud to be British the biker replies, I vote Conservative, voted for Brexit and am a decorated veteran, having served in Iraq

Next days headlines

 

' Right Wing Extremist Assaults Immigrant And Steals Their Food'

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ADHD!

Read earlier post to see what that stands for . . .

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@RobMc really funny but sadly true our press are so corrupt and biased its scary. But nice one

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The media is polarized just like politics are. You can’t trust anyone anymore. 

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