Scarlett Posted May 25, 2019 Member ID: 26781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 696 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 5654 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/08/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2019 An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said: "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit. She even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothin. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "Yep, none of us could get the jar open. LtLaszlo, Spartacus, TBB and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
pwrcrzy52 Posted May 25, 2019 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:36 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted May 25, 2019 LOL Scarlett 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted May 25, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Sweet @Scarlett, that is a gem. You're batting "a thousand" so far. Unlike some other joke posters here. I'm not gonna mention any names, but his initials begin with "Rob" and end in "Mc." @RobMc? Lol. Love ya, man (no not you, Sweet Scarlett--him!), in a, well, you know. Ayaq RobMc and Scarlett 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Demonio Posted May 25, 2019 Member ID: 26786 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 76 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 95 Achievement Points: 1618 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/08/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 25, 2019 OMFG!!! LOL AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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