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I was honoured to be selected to write the biography of one of our most esteemed members, known to all as fu Budman (of course you remember him?), a man who is truly a legend in his own lunchtime, he ranks high in the XI hall of fame, mainly for the laughter he delivers in game as he misses you both with bullet and knife, the old boy tries hard though, so here we go :-

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            Once Upon a Time, long long ago, before Rugger was a gleam in his parents eyes, Budmans parents gazed dubiously at the bundle of joy delivered by the midwife, the old joke wasn't wrong as she slapped his father quite a few times before the baby let out a howl we all know well, however this time it wasn't the knife, already he wanted the map changed. But his parents spitefully refused to go to spec and he had to face the fact that he had to play this one, and play it with basic weapons too, how we all laughed. So began an epic rise through a difficult chidhood, his parents gave him toy cars (starting his lifelong passion for them) but he always used to pull off one of the wheels and eat it, this odd behaviour (I wonder how many get this?) continues to this day, we all witness his strange antics in game. However a forced diet of raw snake and skunk tails let him grow into a strong youth, worthy of any Beverly Hillbilly social event at which he excelled. although they too found him a bit 'strange'.

 

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            With his parents support he managed to get to 5th grade, although it was a struggle at times, but 'Bud', as we affectionately know him, was not easily diverted from his road to stardom, he stuck at it, despite rejection from his fellow pupils who found worm sandwiches too much for their delicate palates. More worryingly he was already, even at this stage muttering about 'headshots' and 'knives', little wonder he had few friends and no girlfriends, except for a girl called Queenie who liked men who were different, and he fit the part perfectly. However it was not to be as in their teens she left him for a bloke from South America, who treated her badly, but that is another story.

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         Finally he grew into the fine figure we know and respect today, a man feared for his fu's but less so for other skills, the Eureka moment came when electricity came to his neighbourhood opening up a whole new universe. Once the shine of shocking cats had worn off he was introduced to 'computers', now you have to remember at this time they put people on the moon (so they say) with computers the power of an Atari, he went big, upgrading to 1mb immediately. Discovering the seedy world of gaming it was only time before the slippery slope led him to XI, a world of dubious characters and dirty tricks, he fit in like a glove. Rising quickly through the ranks he won the 'kissing Ruggers arse' competition in 2005, as we all know he has never looked back (which probably explains his death rate) and is rated highly in the XI world, I am proud to have killed him many times and look forward to our future.

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After many requests, especially from lady XI members, wondering how Budman got his name well it's named after part of his anatomy that's never come into 'full flower' if you get my drift, lots of promise but nothing 'concrete' (or even bendy lol).

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1 hour ago, RobMc said:

After many requests, especially from lady XI members, wondering how Budman got his name well it's named after part of his anatomy that's never come into 'full flower' if you get my drift, lots of promise but nothing 'concrete' (or even bendy lol).

Buddy, umm, this is kinda awkward, but, umm, how do you, umm, know that, sir?

("Yoda" voice):  "Hmm?"

Lol.

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1 hour ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

Buddy, umm, this is kinda awkward, but, umm, how do you, umm, know that, sir?

("Yoda" voice):  "Hmm?"

Lol.

Ayaq

We were close once  (in a fight)

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I'd put my money on the Brit . . .

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Lol.

Hhehehaheaheheaehewheahehehaehehehhaew!!

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eh

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19 minutes ago, Damage_inc- said:

eh

Awesome post!!!

Huh?

(Yoda):  "Hmm?"

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This is better than FOX news or Ren and Stimpy ....I laughed   I cried   ....I laughed until I cried ?????????    I feel better now  ...and now I must make this go viral .....:evil:

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2 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

!FU RobMc  .....LOL

Thats my boy

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15 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

!FU RobMc  .....LOL

Nice bio RobMc,  but it's incomplete unless you add all those perversions Budman has, like going to the beach  wearing  nothing but a thick Italian overcoat and sandals with winter socks and exposing himself in public....there has been several sightings but Budman , da beecchhhh, gets away all the time. FU Budman lol

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8 hours ago, Joe Canadian said:

Nice bio RobMc,  but it's incomplete unless you add all those perversions Budman has, like going to the beach  wearing  nothing but a thick Italian overcoat and sandals with winter socks and exposing himself in public....there has been several sightings but Budman , da beecchhhh, gets away all the time. FU Budman lol

Hey buddy, here's a "visual" for you . . .

Imagine a young, cow moose running through the beach crowd and dragging you behind because you're still "attached" to her . . . you know, how like our canine companions get "attached" for a bit . . .

(Yoda):  "Hmm?"

Hmm?

Lol!

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37 minutes ago, BUDMAN said:

@Joe Canadian Damn look at who woke up...:welcome:

Hehehaehehahehehaheaheheahehaehae!!

Glad to be of assistance, sir.  My buddy, @RobMc, would certainly approve . . .

Lol.

(Chuckling really, REALLY, loudly!!)

(Nay, laughing my ass off!!!!!!!!)

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On 7/15/2019 at 7:06 PM, BUDMAN said:

@Joe Canadian Damn look at who woke up...:welcome:

Better, late than never, your perverted beecchhh lol

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On 7/15/2019 at 6:07 PM, AyaqGuyaq said:

Hey buddy, here's a "visual" for you . . .

Imagine a young, cow moose running through the beach crowd and dragging you behind because you're still "attached" to her . . . you know, how like our canine companions get "attached" for a bit . . .

(Yoda):  "Hmm?"

Hmm?

Lol!

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Got the wrong guy, Moose and large animals, with big dicks, contact @TBB, that whore  has a wealth or experience lol

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1 hour ago, Joe Canadian said:

Got the wrong guy, Moose and large animals, with big dicks, contact @TBB, that whore  has a wealth or experience lol

But every Master; e.g., "Yoda," needs a cadet, Young Padoin . . . .

Hmm?

@TBB is that Master . . . .

Hmm?

Lol.

Ayaq

 

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