Sikon Posted October 13, 2019 Member ID: 27340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 717 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 605 Achievement Points: 5463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:11 PM Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: Windows Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." “It hasn't affected my brothers though." Edited October 13, 2019 by Sikon baldie, RobMc, Sammy and 6 others 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted October 13, 2019 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 13, 2019 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 13, 2019 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 13, 2019 Ok I dont care who you are, but thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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