baldie Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 242 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3332 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2552 Achievement Points: 33539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2019 This appeal and its replies are in a public forum and can be seen by all. What game did you get banned from?: LifeWhat server were you banned from?: KitchenWhen did you get banned?: YesterdayWhat was your in-game name?: Fat ArseWhat is your game GUID (if known): Why do you think you were banned?: Well it was not really my fault. Me and my son were kind of hungry and although my wife was preparing dinner we felt like a little snack. So after much debate and rock paper scissors of which i lost it was decided I would be the one to to go on this perilous mission. So using the guise of needing a glass of water I boldly went in. Here is the conversation between me and the missus " Hi sweetheart just getting a drink of water" Mrs Baldie replied " Do you 2 think I am bloody stupid and did not hear you 2 planing on getting a snack. you can wait for Dinner" So I tried a different approach. Sneaking up Behind her I grabbed her waist and pulled her towards me and started kissing her neck ( normally she can not resist) but even with this she resisted, so my hands started to wander to a sensitive area just above her belly but below her Neck, and while kissing her neck whispered in her ear Please can we have a cookie . At this point she spun round hit me on the head with the wooden spoon and said with a wry smile "GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE AND DO NOT COME BACK IN" At that point me and my son were banned from the Kitchen until after dinner and were forced to wash the dishes as punishment So you see it was my sons fault............ I did this because 1 it really did happen and 2 @AyaqGuyaq complained there was no ban appeals loaderXI, Timmah!, AthenA and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Awards
Sourtap Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1410 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2203 Achievement Points: 14709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 57 minutes ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2019 @AyaqGuyaq here is your appeal loaderXI, YACCster, baldie and 2 others 5 Link to comment
algebrat Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 27911 Group: ++ Insurgency Admin Followers: 1 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 48 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 31 Achievement Points: 335 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/17/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 10, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2019 At first i wasn't sure what game this was but that was good! YACCster and baldie 1 1 Link to comment Awards
RobMc Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2019 Me too I lent my computer to a friend and went to the toilet, when I returned he was telling @wildthing to be quiet and asking @Roxy! if she fancied dinner? this went down so well I then gave him a bottle of vodka as a reward and had a nap. Unfortunately when I awoke things had taken a turn for the worse, he had been on every server, encouraging my African Grey to talk to everyone even @Ghostlupus, he is a bird that was trained in a brothel in Las Vegas who hitched a ride across the Atlantic on a containership. He loves talking to everyone, and was enjoying meeting all the idiots, that was until @monkie joined and said hello, the parrot got all excited and cried 'evening Dave, usual room and girls' . I think this is why I was banned As you can see it was the parrots fault Ghostlupus, baldie, AyaqGuyaq and 3 others 6 Link to comment
loaderXI Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6416 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 6493 Achievement Points: 54322 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:22 AM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2019 baldie, YACCster, BlackRose and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Awards
baldie Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 242 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3332 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2552 Achievement Points: 33539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, loaderXI said: Thats exactly what Mrs Baldie said when I tried to apologise in bed last night loaderXI, AyaqGuyaq, TBB and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Awards
EDD THE DUCK Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 375 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 92 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4062 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 7838 Achievement Points: 37131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 45 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 46 minutes ago Birthday: 06/01/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted November 29, 2019 Thank you for your ban appeal . This will have to go to senior Admin vote after Head , Admins and Moderators have a very very long discussion on the appeal . AyaqGuyaq, baldie, RobMc and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Awards
FunkyChickn Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 2982 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 342 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 314 Achievement Points: 2774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 10 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2019 Until a senior admin gets back to you, keep your yellow stained Y-fronts on backwards baldie 1 Link to comment Awards
Giggles Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 1217 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1596 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 1840 Achievement Points: 14592 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 5 Birthday: 01/21/1978 Device: Android Share Posted November 29, 2019 Banned DENIED !!! Said every wife ever lol baldie and RobMc 2 Link to comment Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted November 29, 2019 31 minutes ago, FunkyChickn said: Until a senior admin gets back to you, keep your yellow stained Y-fronts on backwards Lol, Fucking Chicken!!! Happy Thanksgiving!!! Wait, what's today's "date," anyway . . . Hmm? Lol! Ayaq baldie and FunkyChickn 1 1 Link to comment Awards
baldie Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 242 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3332 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2552 Achievement Points: 33539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 hour ago, FunkyChickn said: Until a senior admin gets back to you, keep your yellow stained Y-fronts on backwards @AyaqGuyaq I would but I do not wear any, I like to swing in the Breeze Link to comment Awards
loaderXI Posted November 29, 2019 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6416 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 6493 Achievement Points: 54322 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:22 AM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted November 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, baldie said: @AyaqGuyaq I would but I do not wear any, I like to swing in the Breeze That is called free ballen....Tom Petty messed the words up the wanker baldie and RobMc 2 Link to comment Awards
ShaunZAR Posted November 30, 2019 Member ID: 27254 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 20 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 327 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 289 Achievement Points: 3265 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 4, 2023 Birthday: 10/03/1985 Device: Windows Share Posted November 30, 2019 @baldie thank you for submitting your ban appeal. We will be looking into this and a senior admin will be in contact with you soon. But with consideration to the rules that is clearly displayed and you chose to ignore. You can be glad it was only a wooden spoon. baldie 1 Link to comment Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted December 3, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted December 3, 2019 On 11/29/2019 at 2:44 PM, baldie said: @AyaqGuyaq I would but I do not wear any, I like to swing in the Breeze Wife takes 'da proverbial "whiff," and exclaims, "FEBREEZE!!!!!" (As you yell, "Geez, Honey, that kinda burns . . . Are you supposed to squirt that stuff "Down there? Hmm?" Hehheahehahehaehaeheahea!!! Ayaq baldie 1 Link to comment Awards
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