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This appeal and its replies are in a public forum and can be seen by all.

  1. What game did you get banned from?: Life
  2. What server were you banned from?: Kitchen
  3. When did you get banned?: Yesterday
  4. What was your in-game name?: Fat Arse
  5. What is your game GUID (if known):
  6. Why do you think you were banned?:

    Well it was not really my fault.

    Me and my son were kind of hungry and although my wife was preparing dinner we felt like a little snack. So after much debate and rock paper scissors of which i lost it was decided I would be the one to to go on this perilous mission.

    So using the guise of needing a glass of water I boldly went in. 

    Here is the conversation between me and the missus " Hi sweetheart just getting a drink of water"  Mrs Baldie replied " Do you 2 think I am bloody stupid and did not hear you 2 planing on getting a snack. you can wait for Dinner"

    So I tried a different approach.

    Sneaking up Behind her I grabbed her waist and pulled her towards me and started kissing her neck ( normally she can not resist)  but even with this she resisted, so my hands started to wander to a sensitive area just above her belly but below her Neck, and while kissing her neck whispered in her ear Please can we have a cookie . 

    At this point she spun round hit me on the head with the wooden spoon and said with a wry smile "GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE AND DO NOT COME BACK IN"

    At that point me and my son were banned from the Kitchen until after dinner and were forced to wash the dishes as punishment ??

    So you see it was my sons fault............

     

    I did this because 1 it really did happen and 2 @AyaqGuyaq complained there was no ban appeals ????

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@AyaqGuyaq here is your appeal :cheers:

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At first i wasn't sure what game this was but that was good! 

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Me too

I lent my computer to a friend and went to the toilet, when I returned he was telling @wildthing to be quiet and asking @Roxy! if she fancied dinner? this went down so well I then gave him a bottle of vodka as a reward and had a nap. Unfortunately when I awoke things had taken a turn for the worse, he had been on every server, encouraging my African Grey to talk to everyone even @Ghostlupus, he is a bird that was trained in a brothel in Las Vegas who hitched a ride across the Atlantic on a containership. He loves talking to everyone, and was enjoying meeting all the idiots, that was until @monkie  joined and said hello, the parrot got all excited and cried 'evening Dave, usual room and girls' .

I think this is why I was banned

As you can see it was the parrots fault

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5 minutes ago, loaderXI said:

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Thats exactly what Mrs Baldie said when I tried to apologise in bed last night ?

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Thank you for your ban appeal . This will have to go to senior Admin vote after Head , Admins and Moderators have a very very long discussion on the appeal . 

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Until a senior admin gets back to you, keep your yellow stained Y-fronts on backwards ?

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Banned DENIED !!! Said every wife ever  lol

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31 minutes ago, FunkyChickn said:

Until a senior admin gets back to you, keep your yellow stained Y-fronts on backwards ?

Lol, Fucking Chicken!!!  Happy Thanksgiving!!!  Wait, what's today's "date," anyway . . . Hmm?  Lol!  Ayaq

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1 hour ago, FunkyChickn said:

Until a senior admin gets back to you, keep your yellow stained Y-fronts on backwards ?

@AyaqGuyaq I would but I do not wear any, I like to swing in the Breeze ???? 

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17 minutes ago, baldie said:

@AyaqGuyaq I would but I do not wear any, I like to swing in the Breeze ???? 

That is called free ballen....Tom Petty messed the words up the wanker

 

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@baldie thank you for submitting your ban appeal. We will be looking into this and a senior admin will be in contact with you soon. But with consideration to the rules that is clearly displayed and you chose to ignore. You can be glad it was only a wooden spoon. ?

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On ‎11‎/‎29‎/‎2019 at 2:44 PM, baldie said:

@AyaqGuyaq I would but I do not wear any, I like to swing in the Breeze ???? 

Wife takes 'da proverbial "whiff," and exclaims, "FEBREEZE!!!!!"  (As you yell, "Geez, Honey, that kinda burns . . . Are you supposed to squirt that stuff "Down there?  Hmm?"  Hehheahehahehaehaeheahea!!!  Ayaq

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