pwrcrzy52 Posted February 12, 2020 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted February 12, 2020 Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.She replies, “A bush.”The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he’s in the shower.He asks, “What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?”His father replies, “It is a snake.”A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, “What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?” She replies, “Headlights.”A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.He yells, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!” LilAcorn, Spartacus, LtLaszlo and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
spinpuppy Posted February 13, 2020 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Share Posted February 13, 2020 Reminded me of a Johnny Dos morning joke post. Thank You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted February 13, 2020 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.09 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted February 13, 2020 During cold spells are they high beams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
pwrcrzy52 Posted February 13, 2020 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 (edited) ya i saw it and thought of Johnny too Edited February 13, 2020 by pwrcrzy52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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