HarryWeezer Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 Tests in the Democratic Republic of Slovenkia have demonstrated the ability of the Coronavirus to attach to electrons, meaning it can be spread digitally. Dr. Huhung Low of the World Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning for persons engaging in computer speech activities ranging from video conferencing to video gaming to immediately turn down the volume of their computer speakers, and to speak only in a whisper when using computer microphones. "When you speak into the computer microphone, if you have the Coronavirus, you pass the virus through your WiFi to the Internet and anyone hearing you is then exposed," Low said. But whether you contract Coronavirus digitally depends on how loud the sound is coming from your speakers, he said. "You are safe if you turn your sound down to just above a whisper," Low said, "because the virus then isn't expelled from your speakers with sufficient force to reach your nostrils and be inhaled. But if someone shouts at you over the Internet, you're at great risk of getting sick," he warned. As a result, the XI Board of Directors has issued an urgent requirement that clan members refrain from shouting in game. "We're aware that clan leader Rugger disagrees with this order but he doesn't know shit from brown shoe polish," the board said in a prepared statement. "If you shout into your microphone you're putting all of your fellow clan members at risk," the statement said. "We know there are some members who often make you sick but this is serious. Your big mouth could now kill them," the directors said. The ban on shouting in game is effective immediately. Violators should be reported, the directors said, though they did not indicate who in hell you're supposed to report that to. The directors concluded by saying, "Speak softly, but carry a big stick." baldie, SirThunder , Olive and 13 others 2 1 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9123 Content Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 24253 Achievement Points: 94018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) WTF kind of BS is this?!! Fake news? Dr. Huhung Low, really? Shouldn’t this have been in the Jokes forum?! Edited February 28, 2020 by LtLaszlo Mazdarati, NumNutz and Dot80 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 Brilliant Harry lol. Keep your head down after the Rugger quote, worked for me so far Wildthing??? baldie, HarryWeezer and Ruggerxi 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot80 Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1043 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1069 Achievement Points: 22325 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
piglo Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 26915 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 82 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 921 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 1828 Achievement Points: 14874 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 03/19/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 12:42 PM Birthday: 02/14/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted February 28, 2020 definitely have to tell that @wildthing guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PainKiller Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 20107 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2015 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 2480 Achievement Points: 16685 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:39 AM Birthday: 08/01/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 hours ago, LtLaszlo said: WTF kind of BS is this?!! Fake news? Dr. Huhung Low, really? Shouldn’t this have been in the Jokes forum?! You gotta be a bloody idiot to fall for it HarryWeezer and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kitsune Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28306 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, PainKiller said: You gotta be a bloody idiot to fall for it I mean, this is XtremeIdiots sooo... SirThunder , PainKiller and HarryWeezer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the baron Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 24952 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 121 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 165 Achievement Points: 1200 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 06/13/1985 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 Conspiracy's!!!! Where is hammer?? J3st3r 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LilAcorn Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 1818 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 61 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1041 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 556 Achievement Points: 14304 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 12 Birthday: 06/12/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 GET YOUR PANSY ASS OUTTA HERE! I'LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO! smh lol TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, LilAcorn said: GET YOUR PANSY ASS OUTTA HERE! I'LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO! smh lol SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LilAcorn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LilAcorn Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 1818 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 61 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1041 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 556 Achievement Points: 14304 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 12 Birthday: 06/12/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 22 minutes ago, TBB said: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.09 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 Uh, yea. All these fuckers panicking means my investments took a big hit. How many people die from the good ol' fashioned flu every year and nobody gives a shit? YACCster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted February 28, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Sammy said: How many people die from the good ol' fashioned flu every year and nobody gives a shit? Actually quite a few give a lot of shit Viral gastroenteritis is an intestinal infection marked by watery diarrhea, abdominal cramps, nausea or vomiting, and sometimes fever. viral gastroenteritis is often called stomach flu VHS2 and Kitsune 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHO5T Posted March 1, 2020 Member ID: 21776 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 240 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 201 Achievement Points: 2262 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2022 Birthday: 10/09/1959 Share Posted March 1, 2020 no am sure that this is real it is on the internet it has to be real and a noted doctor DR Huhung Low HarryWeezer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted March 5, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1129 Achievement Points: 9313 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted March 5, 2020 As everybody knows now, corona means crown and @HarryWeezer is the king! And as we are all speechless after reading this, Harry's (Low's) recommendation is self-fulfilling... HarryWeezer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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