Sikon Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 27340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 717 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 605 Achievement Points: 5463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: Windows Share Posted April 21, 2020 The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on California Hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" TBB, ReaPeR, spinpuppy and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8261 Content Per Day: 1.55 Reputation: 5968 Achievement Points: 53581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted April 21, 2020 I like it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 21, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18108 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20120 Achievement Points: 132704 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 21, 2020 GOOD one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 467 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5955 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10336 Achievement Points: 50949 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Online Last Seen: 11 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 22, 2020 The title momentarily upset me, until I saw that it was in "jokes" forum. BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Sikon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Timmah! said: BTW, those aren't crows in the picture. Too small. Nerd Timmah! and Sikon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 467 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5955 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10336 Achievement Points: 50949 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Online Last Seen: 11 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 22, 2020 6 hours ago, RobMc said: Nerd Here's one: Maybe instead of Covid19 virus... it was Corvid19... blahahahha..haha..ha....ha. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted April 22, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 467 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5955 Content Per Day: 2.52 Reputation: 10336 Achievement Points: 50949 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Online Last Seen: 11 minutes ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted April 22, 2020 See what I did there? RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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