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Many years ago Casanova died, and went to God for judgement. God gave him a choice of interviewing the guardians of Heaven and Hell so he could choose between them.

First he went to Heaven. Heard the Angels sing and asked if they were available. God said NO, they are all perpetual virgins.

So Casanova went to Hell to speak to the Devil and the Devil took him on a tour of Hell.

As they walked through hell there were many beautiful women sitting at table with bottles of vintage wine. So Casanova opted to stay in Hell.

The gates of Hell closed and Casanova went to the nearest table and picked up a bottled of wine and lifted it to drink from.

But no wine spilled and looking at the bottle Casanova said this bottle has a sealed neck. He tried another bottle and it was the same.

So he turned to the Devil and said “these bottles are stoppered so I cannot drink the wine”.

“Yes.” said the Devil. “Just wait till you try the women!”

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