RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Unlike my buddy Sixgun (hungwaylow), as we all know I have the opposite problem, where in things like saunas I'm often directed to the ladies part, in fact I'm not sure it's still there I haven't seen it for about 20 years. Talking about this to a buddy and he said he'd send something to help me, boy was I excited when the postman gave me a box the next week, I hoped it wouldn't take long to inflate? I eagerly opened the box, wtf?????, it said it was to help with erectile dysfunction ?, I wasn't building anything at the moment?, since the last episode when my neighbours objected to my bird spotting tower, just because it blocked the light from their bedroom, some people just don't like nature do they? Anyway when I opened it there were these blue tablets, this had me puzzled, and the instructions only said use with care as stiffness resulted after 15 minutes?, was I to exercise with them? then it came to me, you dissolved them before use, by f..k they were good the brush I used to stir them with in the bucket was rock hard after 5 minutes. Now for a long time the back fence has been leaning over a bit, so I poured a bit on the posts, f..k me they sprang to attention like Guardsmen, straight as a poker, wow these things could do miracles, what next? Just then a tablet fell out of the box, and quick as a flash my greedy labrador wolfed it down, which leads me to my problem, How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg??? Mazdarati, Poseidon, VHS2 and 11 others 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUNky Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. animalxi, Merlin007, Mazdarati and 8 others 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 242 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3337 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2557 Achievement Points: 33616 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 I see your Dog had a good time FUNky, VHS2, Merlin007 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1071 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8425 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7284 Achievement Points: 74829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Grease your leg so he can't get a grip. haha FUNky, Kitsune, LtLaszlo and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, Merlin007 said: Grease your leg so he can't get a grip. haha He seems to be greasing it himself ??? FUNky, baldie, Merlin007 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Don't bother - just enjoy it - it is all you can get anyway RobMc, Kitsune, VHS2 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6933 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4482 Achievement Points: 58142 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... Merlin007, FUNky, TBB and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 53 minutes ago, BUDMAN said: Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... I bow to your knowledge VHS2, animalxi, Merlin007 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, RobMc said: I bow to your knowledge Don't you usually bow to something else???? Merlin007, BUDMAN, baldie and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 hours ago, FUNky said: Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. If you mean @RobMc - I heard he gets tired after 5 seconds - and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt Merlin007, FUNky, animalxi and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, TBB said: Don't you usually bow to something else???? Rugger? Merlin007, Kitsune, VHS2 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AthenA Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 4350 Achievement Points: 35110 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 hours ago, BUDMAN said: Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... Please don't tell how you'd know... animalxi, VHS2, TBB and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6933 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4482 Achievement Points: 58142 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Well my 1st wife was an RN... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kitsune Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28306 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2020 What the fuck did I just read??? TBB, Merlin007, RobMc and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1071 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8425 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7284 Achievement Points: 74829 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: What the fuck did I just read??? Just rob and his humping dog... Just consider it time in your life you won't get back lmao. TBB, baldie, RobMc and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Poseidon Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 1132 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 494 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 561 Achievement Points: 3856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 07/24/1980 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Thats funny right there. I dont care who ya are, thats funny! RobMc, Merlin007 and baldie 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EastCoast50 Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 11:46 PM Device: Windows Share Posted June 8, 2020 2 hours ago, ShinyAbsol said: What the fuck did I just read??? You can never unread what you have read. Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 7 hours ago, BUDMAN said: Well my 1st wife was an RN... A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ???? baldie and Merlin007 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3st3r Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5083 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5009 Achievement Points: 44628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 03:49 AM Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) OMG lmao Edited June 8, 2020 by J3st3r Merlin007, LtLaszlo, RobMc and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1075 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1132 Achievement Points: 9347 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/7/2020 at 2:47 PM, RobMc said: How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg??? Wasn't it retaliation? RobMc and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EastCoast50 Posted June 10, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 11:46 PM Device: Windows Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 6/7/2020 at 11:49 PM, RobMc said: A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ???? Rob is the only leading semen that I've come across in this twisted place. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Crack Posted June 10, 2020 Member ID: 3139 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2058 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 1951 Achievement Points: 16857 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 01/17/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 09:43 PM Birthday: 04/20/1984 Device: Windows Share Posted June 10, 2020 Merlin007 and J3st3r 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5083 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5009 Achievement Points: 44628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 03:49 AM Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) @Crack you point whoring again? lol Edited June 11, 2020 by J3st3r Crack and Merlin007 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6933 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4482 Achievement Points: 58142 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 11, 2020 @J3st3r Not Again STILL!! J3st3r, Crack and Merlin007 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5083 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5009 Achievement Points: 44628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 03:49 AM Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) @Crack Edited June 11, 2020 by J3st3r Merlin007 and Crack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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