RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Unlike my buddy Sixgun (hungwaylow), as we all know I have the opposite problem, where in things like saunas I'm often directed to the ladies part, in fact I'm not sure it's still there I haven't seen it for about 20 years. Talking about this to a buddy and he said he'd send something to help me, boy was I excited when the postman gave me a box the next week, I hoped it wouldn't take long to inflate? I eagerly opened the box, wtf?????, it said it was to help with erectile dysfunction ?, I wasn't building anything at the moment?, since the last episode when my neighbours objected to my bird spotting tower, just because it blocked the light from their bedroom, some people just don't like nature do they? Anyway when I opened it there were these blue tablets, this had me puzzled, and the instructions only said use with care as stiffness resulted after 15 minutes?, was I to exercise with them? then it came to me, you dissolved them before use, by f..k they were good the brush I used to stir them with in the bucket was rock hard after 5 minutes. Now for a long time the back fence has been leaning over a bit, so I poured a bit on the posts, f..k me they sprang to attention like Guardsmen, straight as a poker, wow these things could do miracles, what next? Just then a tablet fell out of the box, and quick as a flash my greedy labrador wolfed it down, which leads me to my problem, How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg??? VHS2, animalxi, Mazdarati and 11 others 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUNky Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. Poseidon, Merlin007, LtLaszlo and 8 others 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
baldie Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 242 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3332 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2552 Achievement Points: 33541 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 I see your Dog had a good time Merlin007, RobMc, Kitsune and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Grease your leg so he can't get a grip. haha Kitsune, baldie, TBB and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, Merlin007 said: Grease your leg so he can't get a grip. haha He seems to be greasing it himself ??? Merlin007, animalxi, VHS2 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Don't bother - just enjoy it - it is all you can get anyway FUNky, Merlin007, RobMc and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 134 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6905 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4441 Achievement Points: 57895 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... VHS2, TBB, animalxi and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 53 minutes ago, BUDMAN said: Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... I bow to your knowledge baldie, Merlin007, Kitsune and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, RobMc said: I bow to your knowledge Don't you usually bow to something else???? baldie, animalxi, Kitsune and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 hours ago, FUNky said: Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. If you mean @RobMc - I heard he gets tired after 5 seconds - and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt FUNky, Kitsune, Merlin007 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, TBB said: Don't you usually bow to something else???? Rugger? Kitsune, VHS2, Merlin007 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AthenA Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3595 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 4346 Achievement Points: 35023 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:41 AM Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 hours ago, BUDMAN said: Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... Please don't tell how you'd know... VHS2, baldie, RobMc and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 134 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6905 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4441 Achievement Points: 57895 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Well my 1st wife was an RN... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kitsune Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28306 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Share Posted June 7, 2020 What the fuck did I just read??? baldie, EastCoast50, Merlin007 and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: What the fuck did I just read??? Just rob and his humping dog... Just consider it time in your life you won't get back lmao. TBB, BUDMAN, baldie and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Poseidon Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 1132 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 494 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 561 Achievement Points: 3856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 08:09 AM Birthday: 07/24/1980 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2020 Thats funny right there. I dont care who ya are, thats funny! RobMc, baldie and Merlin007 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EastCoast50 Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7122 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted June 8, 2020 2 hours ago, ShinyAbsol said: What the fuck did I just read??? You can never unread what you have read. Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 8, 2020 7 hours ago, BUDMAN said: Well my 1st wife was an RN... A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ???? Merlin007 and baldie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3st3r Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5080 Content Per Day: 1.06 Reputation: 5008 Achievement Points: 44606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) OMG lmao Edited June 8, 2020 by J3st3r RobMc, LtLaszlo, baldie and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1129 Achievement Points: 9313 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/7/2020 at 2:47 PM, RobMc said: How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg??? Wasn't it retaliation? RobMc and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EastCoast50 Posted June 10, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7122 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 6/7/2020 at 11:49 PM, RobMc said: A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ???? Rob is the only leading semen that I've come across in this twisted place. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Crack Posted June 10, 2020 Member ID: 3139 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2052 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 1937 Achievement Points: 16789 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 01/17/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 09:28 PM Birthday: 04/20/1984 Device: Windows Share Posted June 10, 2020 Merlin007 and J3st3r 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5080 Content Per Day: 1.06 Reputation: 5008 Achievement Points: 44606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) @Crack you point whoring again? lol Edited June 11, 2020 by J3st3r Merlin007 and Crack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 134 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6905 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4441 Achievement Points: 57895 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 11, 2020 @J3st3r Not Again STILL!! Crack, Merlin007 and J3st3r 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5080 Content Per Day: 1.06 Reputation: 5008 Achievement Points: 44606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) @Crack Edited June 11, 2020 by J3st3r Crack and Merlin007 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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