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RobMc

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I went to the doctor and he asked 'How can I help you?'

'It's my sex life doctor, it's all shrivelled up, doesn't touch the sides'

'What do you drink Rob?', he said

'I drink lager I replied'

'Ah, well that's your problem, lager is weak it shrinks things, try drinking Guinness, builds things up big and strong'

 

A couple of week later I'm walking down the street and I see the doctor, 'How's your sex life Rob? , it's fantastic I replied

Took my advice with the Guinness?' he said

'No doctor, I've got the wife on lager'

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@RobMc Not a rich man but maybe a camel?

Since: "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"

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