RobMc Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 Before we got this game I had honestly never gambled in a casino, I have learnt :- 1/. That apparently I can't count 2/. I can't gamble 3/. In real life these nice people who own casinos take a terrible risk with their own money, I don't know how they sleep thinking we might bankrupt them any time, to make it worse my friends tell me they give away free food and drink too, they have to be Philanthropists? 4/. That no matter how many times you draw 20, the dealer ALWAYS draws 21 5/. You make lots of buddies, also losers, down on their luck but soon they'll be millionaires. 6/. James Bond and Maverick were liars 7/. Even little piggies can go bankrupt 8/. It is not fixed, I am just unlucky 9/. When down it's hard to get up 10/. Soon I too will be a millionaire, guaranteed Thank you XI kenmen, AthenA, Hunter1948 and 12 others 3 8 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot80 Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1044 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1069 Achievement Points: 22331 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 But are you having any fun ? lol Merlin007, RobMc, YACCster and 4 others 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8258 Content Per Day: 1.55 Reputation: 5965 Achievement Points: 53557 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 Hmm 9 minutes ago, RobMc said: That no matter how many times you draw 20, the dealer ALWAYS draws 21 lets count 10 fingers 10 toes ah maybe the dealers got a penis and you don't VHS2, Merlin007, MtDeW and 6 others 1 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 I can count and dealer has too many aces. Good thing it's only points which grow in the XI money tree. Lol AthenA, YACCster, TBB and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Dot80 said: But are you having any fun ? lol Of course lovely Dot piglo, BUDMAN, AthenA and 3 others 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReaPeR Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 3453 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 668 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 833 Achievement Points: 5126 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 05/19/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 30, 2021 Birthday: 04/22/1975 Share Posted June 26, 2020 oink the dealer need points to lol piglo, YACCster and Merlin007 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LaRSin Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 68 Topic Count: 981 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8971 Content Per Day: 1.69 Reputation: 3528 Achievement Points: 65618 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 53 minutes ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 Fun wow .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
piglo Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 26915 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 82 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 921 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 1828 Achievement Points: 14874 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 03/19/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 12:42 PM Birthday: 02/14/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted June 26, 2020 LOLOinks! Merlin007, YACCster and AthenA 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bogleg Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 907 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 96 Topic Count: 126 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2731 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 3927 Achievement Points: 26176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19 Birthday: 02/10/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 I have learned that there are chapters in the Blackjack Book for Dummies that I only the dealer is privy to, apparently. Merlin007, VHS2, piglo and 3 others 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 51 minutes ago, ReaPeR said: oink the dealer need points to lol Yes he does. He's having to fight rugger for them lol. RobMc, YACCster, AthenA and 3 others 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6058 Content Per Day: 1.53 Reputation: 7906 Achievement Points: 50967 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 53 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted June 26, 2020 If you look up on the top left it tells you what you have. Also I'm pretty sure the dealer is in cahoots with Rugger and stealing all of my points. So FU @Ruggerxi and 5 million to that terrible cheating asshole of a dealer. Okay rant over. Ruggerxi, Hunter1948, YACCster and 9 others 2 8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MikZzona Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 2845 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 308 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 402 Achievement Points: 6127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/28/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18 Birthday: 04/19/1990 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 5 hours ago, RobMc said: soon they'll be millionaires. YES thank you for reviving the hopes! I'll go turn the 1000 points from this post into gold nuggets now! OINK! Merlin007, YACCster, piglo and 2 others 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5080 Content Per Day: 1.06 Reputation: 5008 Achievement Points: 44606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 piglo, RobMc, YACCster and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 26, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 hour ago, MikZzona said: YES thank you for reviving the hopes! I'll go turn the 1000 points from this post into gold nuggets now! OINK! See ya back here in 5 LMAO RobMc, MikZzona, YACCster and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AthenA Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 132 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3595 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 4346 Achievement Points: 35023 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:41 AM Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 15 hours ago, RobMc said: Before we got this game I had honestly never gambled in a casino, I have learnt :- 1/. That apparently I can't count 2/. I can't gamble 3/. In real life these nice people who own casinos take a terrible risk with their own money, I don't know how they sleep thinking we might bankrupt them any time, to make it worse my friends tell me they give away free food and drink too, they have to be Philanthropists? 4/. That no matter how many times you draw 20, the dealer ALWAYS draws 21 5/. You make lots of buddies, also losers, down on their luck but soon they'll be millionaires. 6/. James Bond and Maverick were liars 7/. Even little piggies can go bankrupt 8/. It is not fixed, I am just unlucky 9/. When down it's hard to get up 10/. Soon I too will be a millionaire, guaranteed Thank you XI I agree with EVERY ONE of these points ! Espacially the # 4 that I could've noticed last night... and lost 100000 points to. lol 14 hours ago, Merlin007 said: I can count and dealer has too many aces. Good thing it's only points which grow in the XI money tree. Lol Way too many ! And as far as points growing in the XI money tree, don't forget the oinks too ! YACCster, Merlin007, RobMc and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ReaPeR Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 3453 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 668 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 833 Achievement Points: 5126 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 05/19/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 30, 2021 Birthday: 04/22/1975 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Oink Oink quit your squealing! or off to butcher for u lol. got pay the dealer his money piglo, Merlin007, YACCster and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
J3st3r Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 153 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5080 Content Per Day: 1.06 Reputation: 5008 Achievement Points: 44606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 Oink! YACCster, piglo and Merlin007 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
piglo Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 26915 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 82 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 921 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 1828 Achievement Points: 14874 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 03/19/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 12:42 PM Birthday: 02/14/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted June 27, 2020 On 6/26/2020 at 9:14 AM, RobMc said: 7/. Even little piggies can go bankruptThank you XI This is a terrible thing... Merlin007, AthenA, rexbowan and 4 others 2 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
VHS2 Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1129 Achievement Points: 9313 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 @RobMc 11/. That's difficult for English speaking people to win at a game invented by French people However, you can use strategies allowing you to know when dealing or not (lol!) > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackjack. Then u lose but less often We have another name for blackjack which is Mistigtri (club's jack). The mistigri is a bad card that makes you lose if it stays in your hand at the end of the game . So play the mistigri is messing with bad luck. Just saying... Player hand Dealer's face-up card 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A Hard totals (excluding pairs) 18–21 S S S S S S S S S S 17 S S S S S S S S S Us 16 S S S S S H H Uh Uh Uh 15 S S S S S H H H Uh Uh 13–14 S S S S S H H H H H 12 H H S S S H H H H H 11 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh 10 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh H H 9 H Dh Dh Dh Dh H H H H H 5–8 H H H H H H H H H H Soft totals 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A A,9 S S S S S S S S S S A,8 S S S S Ds S S S S S A,7 Ds Ds Ds Ds Ds S S H H H A,6 H Dh Dh Dh Dh H H H H H A,4–A,5 H H Dh Dh Dh H H H H H A,2–A,3 H H H Dh Dh H H H H H Pairs 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A A,A SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP 10,10 S S S S S S S S S S 9,9 SP SP SP SP SP S SP SP S S 8,8 SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP Usp 7,7 SP SP SP SP SP SP H H H H 6,6 SP SP SP SP SP H H H H H 5,5 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh H H 4,4 H H H SP SP H H H H H 2,2–3,3 SP SP SP SP SP SP H H H H Key: S = Stand H = Hit Dh = Double (if not allowed, then hit) Ds = Double (if not allowed, then stand) SP = Split Uh = Surrender (if not allowed, then hit) Us = Surrender (if not allowed, then stand) Usp = Surrender (if not allowed, then split) RobMc, Merlin007 and YACCster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MikZzona Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 2845 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 308 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 402 Achievement Points: 6127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/28/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18 Birthday: 04/19/1990 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 22 minutes ago, VHS2 said: @RobMc 11/. That's difficult for English speaking people to win at a game invented by French people However, you can use strategies allowing you to know when dealing or not (lol!) > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackjack. Then u lose but less often We have another name for blackjack which is Mistigtri (club's jack). The mistigri is a bad card that makes you lose if it stays in your hand at the end of the game . So play the mistigri is messing with bad luck. Just saying... Player hand Dealer's face-up card 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A Hard totals (excluding pairs) 18–21 S S S S S S S S S S 17 S S S S S S S S S Us 16 S S S S S H H Uh Uh Uh 15 S S S S S H H H Uh Uh 13–14 S S S S S H H H H H 12 H H S S S H H H H H 11 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh 10 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh H H 9 H Dh Dh Dh Dh H H H H H 5–8 H H H H H H H H H H Soft totals 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A A,9 S S S S S S S S S S A,8 S S S S Ds S S S S S A,7 Ds Ds Ds Ds Ds S S H H H A,6 H Dh Dh Dh Dh H H H H H A,4–A,5 H H Dh Dh Dh H H H H H A,2–A,3 H H H Dh Dh H H H H H Pairs 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 A A,A SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP 10,10 S S S S S S S S S S 9,9 SP SP SP SP SP S SP SP S S 8,8 SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP SP Usp 7,7 SP SP SP SP SP SP H H H H 6,6 SP SP SP SP SP H H H H H 5,5 Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh Dh H H 4,4 H H H SP SP H H H H H 2,2–3,3 SP SP SP SP SP SP H H H H Key: S = Stand H = Hit Dh = Double (if not allowed, then hit) Ds = Double (if not allowed, then stand) SP = Split Uh = Surrender (if not allowed, then hit) Us = Surrender (if not allowed, then stand) Usp = Surrender (if not allowed, then split) 11/ Is Blackjack French?! What a fucked-up people we are to invent that kind of torture... I actually used such a grid for a few days on this Blackjack module, I'd say that it doesn't help for shit haha, I got much worse results when following the grid than when going with my own feelings. Then again it's all about probalities. Merlin007, YACCster, VHS2 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 (edited) Basic strategy only works to a very small degree. the odds are bs. can't count how many times the dealer draws 3 or more cards and wins. Edited June 27, 2020 by Merlin007 YACCster and rexbowan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1887 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 1537 Achievement Points: 13215 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 03:25 AM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 Casino's are not built to loose money! lol Best odds you can get is 50/50 on red or black. That is why they throw in 00 to reduce those odds (roulette) From there you loose but you can get free drinks! lol Be happy this doesn't cost you anything and the lessons are free. Merlin007 and YACCster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MikZzona Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 2845 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 308 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 402 Achievement Points: 6127 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/28/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18 Birthday: 04/19/1990 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 Dealer just hit a 21 with 7 CARDS - I had to immortalize this beautiful moment. I mean, fuck. YACCster, Merlin007, AthenA and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kitsune Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28306 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, MikZzona said: Dealer just hit a 21 with 7 CARDS - I had to immortalize this beautiful moment. I mean, fuck. Oooof I hate when that happens Merlin007, AthenA and YACCster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin007 Posted June 27, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1065 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8394 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7237 Achievement Points: 74551 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted June 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, MikZzona said: Dealer just hit a 21 with 7 CARDS - I had to immortalize this beautiful moment. I mean, fuck. Wow, haven't seen that yet. That defies odds... But then again, it's just an algorithm in which odds are infetsimal. Just not in your favor lol. Oink YACCster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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