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A koala is on vacation in Vegas and as everyone knows what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. So, he decides to buys himself some lovin.

30 minutes later, he’s at her door and introducing himself. They adjourn to the bedroom, she lies back and he starts using his oral skills much to her delight. After about 15 minutes, as she’s getting closer, the koala stops, get some up, and heads for the door. In protest the lady of the evening asks him where he’s going. His simple reply is “I’m leaving”.

She reaches into her night stand, pulls out her dictionary that she keeps there for just such an emergency and says “I’m a prostitute. Look up what it says”. He dutifully does and read that a prostitute is someone who exchanges sex for money. He replies that he’s a koala and tosses her the dictionary.

When she reads that a koala is a furry creature that eats bushes and leaves, she understands.

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