Dogg Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and was able to complete the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%! Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam you took the engine apart perfectly which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which was also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler which I’ve never seen done before in my entire career!” baldie, Merlin007, RobMc and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20716 Content Per Day: 4.35 Reputation: 5314 Achievement Points: 113885 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:57 PM Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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