Dogg Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 A West Virginia mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband “What is a specimen?” He replied “I’ll be danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She be the danged nurse.” The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body. “What in tarnation happened?” asked her husband. “I’ll be danged if I know.” She replied. “I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go piss in a bottle! So I told her to go fart in a jug and that’s when all hell broke loose.” TBB and GhostfaceJim 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted July 27, 2020 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20716 Content Per Day: 4.35 Reputation: 5314 Achievement Points: 113885 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 12:57 PM Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2020 Haha! Dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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