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A West Virginia mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband “What is a specimen?” He replied “I’ll be danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She be the danged nurse.”

The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body.

“What in tarnation happened?” asked her husband.

“I’ll be danged if I know.” She replied. “I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go piss in a bottle! So I told her to go fart in a jug and that’s when all hell broke loose.”

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Haha!  Dumb

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