RobMc Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 29, 2020 A young teenager, earns extra pocket money by cleaning golfers cars at the local club while they're playing, one Saturday a regular golfer pulls up in a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. Excited, the boy rushes up and asks if he can clean the already immaculate car, taking pity on him the golfer agrees. he shows him around, proud of his new car, points out the massaging seats, variable ride height, bar, satcoms, tv's etc etc etc, tells him to be careful and goes for his round of golf. When he returns the car is even more immaculate and he gives the boy a tip above his normal fee, the boy is clearly embarassed and produces this small bit of plastic :- 'I found it in the boot, I hope I haven't broken anything', said the boy 'The golfer laughs', no that's just a tee 'What's a tee' asks the boy 'It's for resting your balls on', replies the golfer The boy looks amazed ' Fuck me' he says 'Rolls Royce think of everything'? FUNky, STARPICKET, BUDMAN and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewonmysax Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 319 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 98 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 83 Achievement Points: 876 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 14, 2022 Birthday: 02/26/1990 Share Posted July 29, 2020 works at a golf course and doesnt know what a tee is.... this kids obviously retarded GhostfaceJim and WeednFeed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 32 Topic Count: 112 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20717 Content Per Day: 4.34 Reputation: 5314 Achievement Points: 113891 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Share Posted July 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, chewonmysax said: works at a golf course and doesnt know what a tee is.... this kids obviously retarded For owners of golf courses too! chewonmysax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.16 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted July 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, chewonmysax said: works at a golf course and doesnt know what a tee is.... this kids obviously retarded Did you earn much ? chewonmysax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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