Angelz Posted July 30, 2020 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2020 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” baldie, Hunter1948, Dot80 and 10 others 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 30, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2020 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted July 31, 2020 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.75 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted July 31, 2020 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WillieG Posted August 1, 2020 Member ID: 28103 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 0 Topics Per Day: 0 Content Count: 1 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 6 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/01/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 2, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Maybe so, but 63 years young and counting and I still manage to kick a lot of butt on this server, Angelz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomSlang Posted August 2, 2020 Member ID: 94 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 58 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 552 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 367 Achievement Points: 3738 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 12/03/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted August 2, 2020 Merry Christmas Angelz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dogg Posted August 3, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted August 3, 2020 My Christmas tree was taken out to the curb a LLLOOOONNNNGGGGG time ago. LOL Angelz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted August 3, 2020 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1887 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 1537 Achievement Points: 13215 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 03:25 AM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted August 3, 2020 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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