Dogg Posted August 6, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 10:37 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted August 6, 2020 I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... STARPICKET, RobMc, SparksHunter and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted August 6, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18130 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20144 Achievement Points: 132861 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 6, 2020 ROFLMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EastCoast50 Posted August 8, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted August 8, 2020 I used to conduct a roadside test (SFST) privately reserved for the blatantly impaired drunks. It ended up with them walking forward ... one arm on their hip and the other extended outward. When they walked towards me (us), I would say, "He she comes Miss America!" (regardless of gender). Then handcuffs. None of them ever figured it out. Saved lives, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted August 8, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted August 8, 2020 2 hours ago, EastCoast50 said: When they walked towards me (us), I would say, "He she comes Miss America!" ( Wasn't that you walking towards them buddy ???? EastCoast50 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rexbowan Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1914 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 1564 Achievement Points: 13391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:21 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted August 9, 2020 LOL Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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