RobMc Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted August 9, 2020 At long last after all these years I have been recognised for services to my country, I have been nominated to be gifted in the next New Year Queens honours awards, an honorary COCK medal ( Commander of Colonial Knights) for making the Guinness book of records for the tiniest tool in the UK. My family will be so proud when I 'stand to attention' in front of the Queen, it will be nice to meet a female Queen for a change, hoping she doesn't mistake it for a spot ?, it will be presented at the same time as the 'Biggest Prick in the Commonwealth' medal, which has gone once more to Canada for the 5th year running, if he's back from the arctic circle. It all came about apparently, when a group of my old girlfriends nominated me, they regularly meet on a thing called 'Facefook' to remember the great times they had with me, and as one kindly put it 'have a laugh', they must miss me terribly (don't tell the wife, her teeth will fall out - again), how kind of them. They fondly refer to me as 'Is it in yet'?, ah the passions I must have aroused, what a man. I was so excited in church this morning that I could not wait for the sermon on current licensing hours, dealers prices and cherubs to end, I'm sure the vicar is getting a 'cut'.? Apparently him and the Deacon are taking a couple of choirboys to Amsterdam on an educational tour, they asked us to donate generously, they said the coffee in the shops is very expensive, and the women too (wives must be going ?) Next question is planning how to get there, the scooter only does 25 miles between charges, needs to be in stages, I'm sure Shiny will 'put me up', figuratively speaking of course. Keep you informed Rob baldie, TBB, 7Toes and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUDMAN Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 134 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6905 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4439 Achievement Points: 57893 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 3 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted August 9, 2020 Rob, put the pipe down... Dman67, BigPapaDean, baldie and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kitsune Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28306 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2020 ...what the fuck did I just read??? J3st3r, RobMc, Merlin007 and 1 other 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtDeW Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 49 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 835 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 992 Achievement Points: 11411 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 18 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted August 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: ...what the fuck did I just read??? he is getting a COCK award!! nice! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmah! Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 460 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5923 Content Per Day: 2.53 Reputation: 10286 Achievement Points: 50670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted August 9, 2020 tl:dr MikZzona, RobMc and FUNky 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 9, 2020 Once again the weekly stash is gone on the first day!!!! Merlin007, baldie and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Streetcleaner Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1744 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1519 Achievement Points: 15647 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 12:50 AM Device: Windows Share Posted August 9, 2020 uh....Mangina. you mean? ....that's what the "M" stands for ... RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lTplkey336 Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 924 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 1116 Achievement Points: 7653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Device: Windows Share Posted August 10, 2020 Rob , you definitely have way too much time on your hands. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Timmah!, baldie and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PainKiller Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 20107 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2015 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 2480 Achievement Points: 16685 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:39 AM Birthday: 08/01/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted August 10, 2020 I read that as "I'm overcome with excrement" but I guess that can also work baldie and RobMc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 460 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5923 Content Per Day: 2.53 Reputation: 10286 Achievement Points: 50670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted August 10, 2020 Yes, it could be both. One needn't preclude the other. A stinky, excited Rob. Kinda scary, actually. baldie, RobMc and PainKiller 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Timmah! Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 460 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5923 Content Per Day: 2.53 Reputation: 10286 Achievement Points: 50670 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 118 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Share Posted August 10, 2020 <3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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