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At long last after all these years I have been recognised for services to my country, I have been nominated to be gifted in the next New Year Queens honours awards, an honorary COCK medal ( Commander of Colonial Knights) for making the Guinness book of records for the tiniest tool in the UK. My family will be so proud when I 'stand to attention' in front of the Queen, it will be nice to meet a female Queen for a change, hoping she doesn't mistake it for a spot ?, it will be presented at the same time as the 'Biggest Prick in the Commonwealth' medal, which has gone once more to Canada for the 5th year running, if he's back from the arctic circle. ?

It all came about apparently, when a group of my old girlfriends nominated me, they regularly meet on a thing called 'Facefook' to remember the great times they had with me, and as one kindly put it 'have a laugh', they must miss me terribly (don't tell the wife, her teeth will fall out - again), how kind of them. They fondly refer to me as 'Is it in yet'?, ah the passions I must have aroused, what a man. I was so excited in church this morning that I could not wait for the sermon on current licensing hours,  dealers prices and cherubs to end, I'm sure the vicar is getting a 'cut'.? Apparently him and the Deacon are taking a couple of choirboys to Amsterdam on an educational tour, they asked us to donate generously, they said the coffee in the shops is very expensive, and the women too (wives must be going ?)

Next question is planning how to get there, the scooter only does 25 miles between charges, needs to be in stages, I'm sure Shiny will 'put me up', figuratively speaking of course.

 

Keep you informed             Rob

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...what the fuck did I just read???

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3 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said:

...what the fuck did I just read???

he is getting a COCK award!! nice! ;) 

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uh....Mangina. you mean? ....that's what the "M" stands for ...:evil:

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Rob , you definitely have way too much time on your hands.

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I read that as "I'm overcome with excrement" but I guess that can also work

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Yes, it could be both.  One needn't preclude the other.  A stinky, excited Rob.  Kinda scary, actually.

 

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<3?

 

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