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RobMc

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My old trenchcoat for sale, a bit stained, perfect for parks and girls schools, quick release buttons fitted, grey (was white 30 years ago), perfect for cold exposure protection and police identity parades. Any reasonable offer considered, would also consider donating to next raffle, pictures of it being modelled by Streetcleaner in his local park available to over 18's, thanks for returning it Street (you could have washed it?). Would consider hiring it for special events, blend with the crowd in your local car park and nurses hostel, guaranteed to get you noticed, the fashion accessory you have always wanted. On the subject of being wanted, this coat will ensure that, believe me.

Rob

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10 hours ago, Merlin007 said:

Does it come with a mask ??! 

No, I leave everything exposed to the fresh air, nothing unhealthy about Rob.

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14 hours ago, RobMc said:

No, I leave everything exposed to the fresh air, nothing unhealthy about Rob.

Not to worry - everything tooooooooooooooo   small to see anyway    :rofl:

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Well ?? this coat is proving hard to shift, I've had a load of weird phone calls too, first one was from a guy wanting to know if it was suitable for his local cinema, wtf?, how would I know?, obviously the roof must be leaking, because he asked if it stained when wet?, said he had another one to look at first and rang off. Then this guy rang and asked if the pockets had holes in them, when I replied 'certainly not', he slammed the phone down abruptly, I blame it on covid, turning people weird.

The third guy asked if it had appeared on any police programmes on tv, and was known to them, he seemed reassured when I told him I was just an ordinary guy and not famous in the least, but I rang off when he asked if he could meet me in the local park by the mens toilets, no chance of me getting mugged for a coat mate.

Strangely by coincidence the police did call to ask my whereabouts last Tuesday, apparently someone was exposing himself in the local park about 15 minutes after I left, wearing an almost identical coat, what a coincidence? they seemed happy that I was elsewhere, forgot to tell them I was on the way to the jewellers to get my watch repaired, oh well? see how it goes on Ebay.

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